Glitching

When you have a lack of attention span

Cannot remember what you just did

Can’t hold a conversation

Lack of awareness

Lack of time and coherentness

Yo! Those edibles had me glitching I couldn’t remember anything

by Mixa August 7, 2018

Chin Glitch

To fake cup someones chin and exhale heavlily. As if you were clearing mucous out of your throat.

Dempster come here dude, YA UHUUUUUUUUUH!#@ - Chin glitch

by Nomansland February 9, 2008

Glit-tit

A gurl or possibly a homosexual male, who feels the need to draw more attention to their bust by sprinkling magical sparkling dust (Glitter) on their exposed chest-ular region, thereby capturing the attention of everyone within a five mile radius. Glit-tits often wear extremely low-cut shirts, but get angry when people look at their chests.

guy: Did you see Glit-tit today??
other guy: How could I not? She yelled at me for staring at her chest, again.

by fiendstir August 19, 2009

Gliese 581 G

The only planet we know of outside of Earth that is is the habitable or 'goldilocks' zone, which means that if atmospheric and surface conditions are good enough, there's a good chance we've found aliens.

Nerd: Dude, have you heard of Gliese 581 G?

Neurotypical: No. No I haven't.

by fishtacodelux February 28, 2011

glitched likes

a glitch on urban dictionary where a while after u liked a definition, it will say that u haven't liked it yet and u can like it again.

who needs multiple accounts on urban dictionary to get more likes when u can get glitched likes from the same user.

by nobody else here August 9, 2017

Glitch Slopper

Someone who hipesnatches a server.

Stop rafting the sever you fucking Glitch Slopper

by ZoltanF September 15, 2017

glitching

The act of exploiting glitches, errors, mistakes, or a bug in a system for harmless fun or devious mischief.

Glitching can also mean that a system, such as a computer, is experiencing many glitches and technical problems at once.

"He has been at the bank glitching that ATM machine all night..."

"My comp is glitching out again, dammit."

"Glitching the character creation menu is weird, it causes every NPC in the game to turn inside out."

"If I am glitching too much in that game it causes a BSoD and my computer stops working for a few hours."

"Stop glitching or I'll ban you from the server!"

by Camzeck September 24, 2009