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Geyser

An informal or euphemism geography term for a vagina
What’s that smell, Oh that’s probably lily’s geyser

Stop watching nude pictures of ladies showing off their geysers on the Internet
by Lily’ bam bam December 23, 2023
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White Eyed Geyser

An act in which you put a key bump of cocaine on a gassy strippers asshole and her resulting flatulence sends a tumultuous cloud of icing into your nostrils.
”Yo man you looked kind of fucked up.”
”Yeah I paid that skank ass ho four hundred bucks to get a white eyed geyser and that bitch did it.”
by LilNiggy November 24, 2013
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Sticky Geyser

Sticking your penis in a smokers throat hole, but instead of going down, you would go up into the mouth. You would climax out of her mouth and it would be reminiscent of a geyser.
“Dude I totally gave heather a sticky geyser last night at the rager.”
by Imgonnafreebaseyou February 14, 2024
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Geezer Geyser

When she’s over 40 but you make her squirt for the first time ever.
Hooked up in the van last night and she turned into a geezer geyser while on top.
by Senor Bunluv October 14, 2025
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80's Rumble Geyser

The art of spinning on one's head, like the break dancing move, while having explosive diarrhea.

Spewing your poop upon everything around you while being popin' and fresh.
Someone made a mess in my room. It's like someone did an "80's rumble Geyser" in there.

Most likely. I did one this morning in the McDonald's bathroom.
by Pro-Boner June 30, 2011
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Reverse geyser

Cleaning another man's semen out of your partner's vagina (remnants of a "cream pie"), holding as much as seems possible in your mouth, spreading, or "gaping" the partner's arse, and spitting the semen into her widened arsehole, allowing it to snap shut like a sloppy Venus flytrap, satisfied that the semen will run down the inside of her leg for the remainder of the evening.
A: You look like the cat that stole a bowl of cream! You know that shits no good for you, though.
B: Yeah, Melissa got home last night after an evening with her friends. Some guy had ploughed her at the restaurant, so I spat that shit all up in her ass! It was like a reverse geyser!
A: So, just like spitting in a hole?
B: No man! It was way more spiritual than that. I didn't spill a drop. It was a reverse geyser.
A: You' re such a cuck.
B: Cuck gets the fuck, my friend. Cuck get the fuck.
by Sharts At Will July 18, 2025
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P.P. Geyser

Full name; Pimple Pussy Geyser. When stimulating a womens pussy and her pleasure filled convulsions cause a zit near or on her vagina to pop shooting the puss inside all over her partner.
Chad: "Rachel gave me a P.P. Geyser while I was eating her out last night, I really couldn't wash my face off enough..."

Chris: "Bro you need to dump her before word gets out she did that."
by Ram Ranch Jr. June 4, 2019
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