Gouche Bag

A derogitory way to refer to ones or anothers ball sack, usually in the form of an insult or a threat.

You tipped over my bong, so im going to kick you square in the gouche bag

by 12 December 26, 2004

goucher

An individual who is extremely lazy (perhaps due to an inclination to smoke the 'erb), cannot keep to times or arrangements and is in general a bit of a sloth!

Fucking goucher

by dzee March 6, 2011

gauchette

1. an outstanding and very kewl performance that nevertheless leaves a bitter taste in parts of the audience (colloquial adjective)
2. a 19th century parisian method of drying one's hair by using a horse, a violin string and generous amounts of butter.

although the word is as old the method, "gauchette"'s adjevtive meaning got popularized by a group of 20-somethings in bavarian banlieus during the late 2000s

1. "sara, OMG, what you did to the snowman was just gauchette! i don't know if i approve, but it was certainly fun to watch."

2."just one second pierre, i have to finish mon gauchette, but then i'm ready to see the execution."

by damien wurst December 17, 2008

Gaucho Theory

The gaucho theory is a proposed answer to one of the middle phases in the phase series profit scenario. It states Phase X is 'Create internet meme' where X is an integer greater than one but less than the last value in the phase series.

Originally discovered on the popular news site Reddit.com.

The Gaucho Theory Discovered

ElGaucho56:
"Well, it's finally clear:

1. Draw Picture of 7-legged spider
2. Attempt to use it as payment for scam
3. Create internet meme
4. Profit"

Hawkeye05:
"Holy Shit, you found out what the ??? has always been!"

by OneWhoEatsBabies April 1, 2009

gruchebag

A douchebag who resembles despicable me star, gru

Person 1: hey did you see that evil douche earlier?
Person 2: oh you mean the gruchebag?

by MIDGET TOUCHER July 4, 2018

Goucheyed Motherfucker

A nickname, used by your closest friends.

You're a Goucheyed Motherfucker Gene, you wanna go play some golf?

by GreensKing4 February 28, 2019

Gaucho Marx

A cowboy of the South-American pampas who also famously starred on the big screen.

Indiana Jones's father, Henry Sr., disgustedly quips that he "should have sent his diary to the Marx Brothers" instead of mailing it to his son Indy, who unwittingly brought the book all the way back to Germany and thus made it available for the Nazis to use for nefarious purposes. What's amusing about this statement is that both Indy and Gaucho Marx played cowboy figures.

by QuacksO August 31, 2019