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by StonerDickle April 21, 2019
Get the Fuck Me Sidewaysmug. When the girl you are having sex with doesn't know your name, and calls you by a others man's name while in the throes of passion.
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- "What did you do?"
- "What do you think? I shrugged and kept going."
- "What did you do?"
- "What do you think? I shrugged and kept going."
by Chazatwood September 3, 2016
Get the Fuck Me Davemug. by RobbieMann February 27, 2019
Get the Fuck me static!mug. High-heeled brightly-colored shoes that young girls wear to send an unspoken "Fuck me" signal to guys. The shoes tell guys "I'm available, and interested in sex."
Amy Winehouse sings about them in a song called "Fuck me pumps" on her debut album "Frank" (2003) and she wears them in the video version of the song.
Amy Winehouse sings about them in a song called "Fuck me pumps" on her debut album "Frank" (2003) and she wears them in the video version of the song.
I first saw her sitting at the bar. She seemed aloof, distant, and I decided to leave her alone. Then I noticed she was wearing fuck me pumps so I went over to chat. She was warm, friendly, and later she let me take her home for the night.
by peridos June 19, 2010
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It might be heart-rending, it might be confounding...but mostly it's something that leaves you feeling less ego-centric and grateful to be a smaller bit of the human experience.
It might be heart-rending, it might be confounding...but mostly it's something that leaves you feeling less ego-centric and grateful to be a smaller bit of the human experience.
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