fred

To fret that you might poop yourself whilst allowing your sphincter to relax ever so slightly in the hope that you will enjoy the pleasure of releasing a tremendously satisfying, beeping fart. This verb applies especially to coffee drinkers on the run to catch a mode of public transportation.

"I'm running to the lightrail and I just scarfed last night's Chipotle, followed by two espresso shots, so I really hope I don't fred because these are my only work-appropriate trousers."

by Kid Whiskers July 14, 2015

Fred

Fred is a 16 year old male who tends to smell like shit. Fred also plays xbox but is not very good at it. Fred tends to send nudes to woman and gets aggressively horny when seeing a Mackenzie around.

Do I smell like Fred? because if I do I have to go take a shower

by Jcock August 3, 2019

Fred

Fred is a guy who lives life on the edge, has many black clothes and is considered a rebel and an edgelord. He also lies to make himself sound cooler but is a hit with the ladies

Person 1: God that Fred is so edgy!
Person 2: Well, at least the girls like him.

by CalciumLampman August 9, 2019

Fred

A god fish named fred and has his own religion

Person 1: Is that our lord and savior Fred
Person 2: Yes

by Sqwinky153 March 3, 2021

Fred

a cute boy who is a great kisser and has a big dick. Another fred is an annoying guy on youtube.

Joe: I saw Fred today!
Robert: You know you're not supposed to watch it
James: Yeah.

by Allyson Holiday January 2, 2019

Fred

The guy who is a dad brother and mentor. Not the most handsome but makes that up in smarts and creativity.

Hey do you know Fred

Ya he is so smart and helpful

by CooCooCat March 21, 2020

fred

fred is a sexy man and everyone fancies him xx

oi uno fred roberts he is proper LENG

by CAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM January 12, 2020