1) (n) Condition whereby one’s forehead extends beyond the natural hairline and consumes the entire cranium. Afflicted beings are usually rendered hairless, and often times maintain a cranky disposition and lack tact. In certain cases, they are unable to use a t-shirt as a towel.
2) (n) John Enright.
2) (n) John Enright.
Jacko: Hey, Human Forehead: how long have you had the human forehead?
Human Forehead: Do you want to hear a racist joke?
Jacko: No thanks. But could you pass me that t-shirt? I’m soaking wet.
Human Forehead: Do you want to hear a racist joke?
Jacko: No thanks. But could you pass me that t-shirt? I’m soaking wet.
by Hog1 June 3, 2004
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Is that a cock in your leggings? Nooo they are that tight it allows observers to see my monkeys forehead. Im off back to the estate for a banjo!!
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Is that a cock in your leggings? Nooo they are that tight it allows observers to see my monkeys forehead. Im off back to the estate for a banjo!!
by Quim October 15, 2006
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A blowjob received while out golfing, preferably in the driver's seat of a golf cart. Similar to road head.
Man, it was really backed up when we got to the 17th tee. So I drove the golf cart around behind some bushes and my girlfriend gave me some wicked forehead. FORE!!!!
by winck June 9, 2009
Get the forehead mug.A phrase instructing the subject to rest his/her forehead on a specified object (such as a table) so that the subject is bent over and easily accessible for doggy-style sexual intercourse.
This phrase is used while slapping the object that the forehead should be placed on with your fingertips, similar to the way the phrase "knock on wood" requires knocking a table.
This phrase is used while slapping the object that the forehead should be placed on with your fingertips, similar to the way the phrase "knock on wood" requires knocking a table.
by Chode Sandwich May 6, 2005
Get the place your forehead mug.Velcro Forehead!--the act of dramatically slapping back of wrist against forehead, swooning with eyes rolled back--in dismay over some minor inconvenience...
Term used in the nineties in an Oregon Psychiatric facility
Term used in the nineties in an Oregon Psychiatric facility
Eager boyfriend courting woman prepares an elaborate candelight dinner, forgetting she prefers Blue Cheese dressing.....
"How COULD you serve me Ranch dressing!?"
"You _obviously_ DON'T love me!!"
Velcro Forehead then is employed for added flair.....
"How COULD you serve me Ranch dressing!?"
"You _obviously_ DON'T love me!!"
Velcro Forehead then is employed for added flair.....
by Nik-ki September 20, 2008
Get the Velcro Forehead mug.the name given to a man who has a unusually large shaped snorkella or nose and has a large forehead due to the thinning of hair caused by a heriditory condition known as balding.
That dude got the peacock forehead... Thats bloody unlucky...That person is a serious mac. Tommying it..Maccing It
by Anthony Murphy August 20, 2006
Get the peacock forehead mug.noun - occurs when two people are engaged in a 69 sexual position, and the person on top unexpectedly defecates on the other person's forehead
Me and this girl were going at it in a 69 the other night, she was on top, and the next thing I know, she gives me the ol' chocolate forehead.
by The Dangerous Joe Crede August 4, 2007
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