bird app

Twitter (derogatory)

If I see one more thing on this cursed bird app I swear to god

by Donnman June 8, 2021

they have an app for that

A clever thing to say when you are otherwise at a loss for words.

Comes directly from the smart-phone boom and their endless applications ranging from farts, to directions, to kitten backgrounds.

Saying this automatically makes you popular.

Stephanie: Damn Pat, Tommy and I were grinding for so long last night that my shit still hurts. I swear that kid just doesn't know what else to do.

Patrick: They have an app for that.

Gamer: I is think I should no is play teh Warcraps no mores. Wackin it are becomming chore.

Loyal Friend: Dey is has teh apps 4 dat.

by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie February 5, 2010

Living App

A person so full of information/knowledge that they are as useful as a Smartphone application.

Stephen Hawking is like the living app of Physics

by SalmonHQ February 20, 2011

App Hopping

Having to switch between multiple apps on your phone all the time.

Man, between work and school I got 5 apps just to talk to everybody. I'm app hopping all day just to see what's going on.

by DRChi June 1, 2015

App-tarded

App-tarded: People age 45 and older that can't handle smartphones and apps or have a fear of them and stubbornly continue to use flip phones with over-sized number keys.

Don't be app-tarded. He app-tardedly and le his new smartphone, struggling to exist in the 21st century.

by clappr February 25, 2015

Chat App

People chat together online.

person 1: ayo do you have a chat app
person 2: yeah
person 1: good

by big j the el plan March 8, 2022

Toilet App

An app for those who need a sense of peace or tranquillity while they are doing their business, by listening to some soothing or classical music, wise biblical verses or warnings, or worldly advice from successful businesspersons or celebrities.

The subscription-based version of the toilet app not only feeds you with daily spiritual and worldly nuggets from the best brains around the globe, but also tells you which clean or dirty public toilets in your vicinity still have advertisement space to promote your products or services.

by Fasters January 30, 2023