jeffed myself

When you drop an article of food on your shirt while eating.

Aw man, I just Jeffed myself.

by suuuieeeee July 18, 2020

Investigated myself

to inspect the unknown, examine ones self, possibly using a mirror, place your hands or probes in regions never dared to by others, or wanted to for that matter, the darkest parts unseen to the naked eye

"I investigated myself and found shit happens, but instead i will rid myself of blame and post this to facebook"

by Onetobeat June 10, 2015

mastering myself

Getting intouch with yourself , finding yourself . You’re worth and indentitity within yourself .

Every since i have left my no good ex i been mastering myself

by Newbies February 27, 2019

Brexit myself

Akin "to shooting yourself in the foot". Wich is to do or say something that causes problems for you later.

I totally did brexit myself by leaving that big company, because now I'm completely broke.

by double98 February 22, 2021

kill myself

commit die

Bianca: I wanna fucking kill myself
Bella: WHy?
Bianca: because i read quackitysmut

Lisa: I read it every night
Ami: BITCH!?

by binac March 28, 2019

slain of myself

a AWESOME brissy christian band consisting of 5 greatly tanented musicians. a metal band with a vocalist (matt) who has 1 of the coolest growls ive ever heard. totally tear up the stage with their kickass music and all their hardcore fans/friends tearin up the moshpit with heavy movements to the music. 1 of my favourite bands to this moment. they play at music festivals in australia such as sonfest and Australian Gospel Music Festival. met the singer playing die humpty die, and hes real cool to talk to.

did u see slain of myself at AGMF? they got the biggest crowd out of all the metal bands. WAAHOO THEY ROCK!!

by scotty April 26, 2004

do myself

Masturbate...

I do myself before going to bed every night. I did myself under the desk.

by astrobeardman June 16, 2017