Foodie

A person who thinks they know everything about food and the origins of food. Usually these people have zero experience actually cooking and also dealing with the stress of a real restaurant environment. They'll create blogs for themselves to create a sense of self worth, often this isn't there real job. These are the same types that hang out at pretentious expensive coffee lounges. They totally destroy a layman's love of food and makes the average person feel like crap for going out to eat.

Foodie: This is totally going onto my blog (takes selfie with dish)
Normal Person: Walks by takes the dish and smashes it of their table and laughs.

by Mr. Tintin June 6, 2016

Foodies

Food stamps/food stamp card. EBT.

Clerk: How are you going to be paying for this today?
Customer: With my foodies, and cash for the rest.

by xLGEND24x February 14, 2012

Foodinger

Fooding: The process of finding, preparing, and consuming food.

Foodinger: A person who engages in the process of fooding.

Person A: Is she a foodinger?

Person B: Yeah she is really into fooding, she cooks for friends all the time.

by tictacastic December 9, 2012

foodie

A person who self-identifies as such because they think you might be interested to know that they enjoy a wide variety of food from all around the globe and frequent expensive eateries. Poor people cannot be foodies.

Foodie: I'm a foodie.

Non-foodie: Oh.....awesome.

by Pokey Soggybottom July 5, 2018

Foofied

Verb= to pass gas. (past tense)

The baby foofied in her sleep and scared herself awake.

by epz January 5, 2010

foodicide

When you kill yourself using food, like suicide but with food

"Imma take foodicide by drowning myself in chocolate"
"No dude! You have so much to live for!"
"Like what?"
"Eh you're right, byyeee!"

by Tin Of Baked Baans August 12, 2016

foodicuffs

Any fist fight that is sparked by some bastard taking the last helping of any dish at a supposedly friendly get together.

Betty’s Swiss chard and horse meat casserole is known to start foodicuffs at holiday pot lucks.

by Crotch Angle Defintions November 25, 2018