Fonkey

a fake or false monkey, usually a person who's appearance greatly resembles a monkey

Corey: Hey Ernest.....Hey monkey you need to quit ignoring me
Ernest: Y'all gonna quit, I ain't no monkey
Corey: You right, you a fake monkey
James: A Fonkey

by cvcroskey May 1, 2018

Fobest

The most fob one, level of comparison. Fob refers to fresh off boat.

--Who's this douche? He looks like a fob.

--Yea man, he's the fobest one of all fobs!

by BigGieDoPe September 12, 2018

Fonnet

A high vibrational functional and fabulous crownpiece. The name originates from “Forehead” and “Bonnet”- thus birthing the Fonnet™️.

Traditionally made from a collar of a shirt- an ancient galactic practice recently rediscovered.

Also, an ancient medicinal practice to stimulate laughter and high vibrations. All while keeping the sweat and sunlight out of your eyes!
Also known as a FuckitBucket- aka a bucket hat without the lid.

Zahra: “Hey boy, i like that shirt, we can make fonnet outta that”

If ya gotta fonnet, flaunt it!

by f8ts April 22, 2021

Fonderdoodle

This happens while playing video games with your friend group, and you get confused by something in game.

"Where did he go?"
"Bro got fonderdoodled."

by VividLiquids February 14, 2022

Foney

Someone who pretends to have cash in real life and makes fun of "poorons" to flex online for girls normally associated in Roblox games. There's generally no way of telling whether or not someone is really rich in real life but these guys are easy to read.

Bro john is such a fucking Foney he doesn't even have a benz I looked him up

by smartmandictionary June 15, 2022

Fonkebabe

When a bloke is so shitcocked that he/she doesn’t know how to speak or text- ends up frolics around the club/ beer garden

Friend 1: Yo bro wya? We’re at the pub across the street.

Friend 2: “Word deme wow come. I am a doing fonkebabe soon“

by TheReal961 June 11, 2023

fonsecar

To fuck fat bitches

Richard fonsecar bitches over 250 pounds

by BoooooMan70 May 30, 2016