Flaccid Florence

Flaccid Florence: A person who just can't get their little buddy up no matter the circumstances.

Maya: "Hey Rob~ gonna finally give me a night I'll remember?"

Rob: "But Maya you know I'm a Flaccid Florence!"

by JackMeacoff April 13, 2023

Florence

All people named this are absolute Raving bitches.

Probably have a crowd of friends.

Fucking stupid.

Bully kids.

Again, Raving bitches.

Cunts. The lot of them.

"HEY have you seen Florence-"
"DIE MOTHERFUKER"
"O-okay wtf-"

by WormSINajar November 14, 2023

Florence

The best singer literally ever

-hey name, did you listen to the new Florence + The Machine album?
-yeah, it's awesome isn't it

by WhydoIhaveToThinkAboutThisRN January 8, 2019

Florence

Florence is an English name given to a female. It is originally derived from the French language and it means "to flourish". Florence is a beautiful, kind, caring, religious and intelligent woman who works really hard to get her bag. There is never a dull moment with Florence. She is good with giving advice and supportive. If you meet a Florence in your lifetime, keep her. She is one of a king.

Florence is my friend and I love her so much.

by Hlengiwe November 23, 2021

Florence

She is a pretty young girl. Florence is the type that you don’t fuck around. She really is a keeper. Talking to her is so nice and addictive. It’s like trying to solve a mystery but once you get a piece of it, it keeps getting more interresting and complicated. Florence is litteraly the perfect combination of sexy and cute. She is really bright and well centered. Even tho she’s not the most optimistic, you must understand that she is the best.

Florence is the prettiest girl alive.

by Rat;;) April 23, 2020

Florence

A really good person, who is really caring but have a shallow mind, like you wanna punch them in the face for not getting the hint when someone likes them, they act stubborn when it doesnt go on their way and couldnt care for people they dont know, they are just like there, i mean "there"

I really like florence that i wanna break his skinny arm for not giving a shit about how i feel even tho i told him allt of times

by anonymous June 8, 2021

Florence

She is not funny and lacks common sense. She sometimes does not process simple words and things you tell her. She is slow.

Florence couldn't tell if we were talking about the fruit orange or the color orange.

by ALEX PERIOD December 7, 2023