Flaccid Florence

Flaccid Florence: A person who just can't get their little buddy up no matter the circumstances.

Maya: "Hey Rob~ gonna finally give me a night I'll remember?"

Rob: "But Maya you know I'm a Flaccid Florence!"

by JackMeacoff April 13, 2023

Florence

Florence is an English name given to a female. It is originally derived from the French language and it means "to flourish". Florence is a beautiful, kind, caring, religious and intelligent woman who works really hard to get her bag. There is never a dull moment with Florence. She is good with giving advice and supportive. If you meet a Florence in your lifetime, keep her. She is one of a king.

Florence is my friend and I love her so much.

by Hlengiwe November 23, 2021

Florence

She is not funny and lacks common sense. She sometimes does not process simple words and things you tell her. She is slow.

Florence couldn't tell if we were talking about the fruit orange or the color orange.

by ALEX PERIOD December 7, 2023

Florence

A really good person, who is really caring but have a shallow mind, like you wanna punch them in the face for not getting the hint when someone likes them, they act stubborn when it doesnt go on their way and couldnt care for people they dont know, they are just like there, i mean "there"

I really like florence that i wanna break his skinny arm for not giving a shit about how i feel even tho i told him allt of times

by anonymous June 8, 2021

Florence

Usually the short, dark haired mysterious one that sits in the corner and judges everyone until you become her friend and she goes literally crazy. Super quick-witted, the cleverest human being to ever exist, sporty, can play an entire orchestra of instruments and always prepared to spout random bits of wisdom that prove she has a higher IQ than the rest of the world combined.

My best friend Florence is awesome

by Keith-Clive November 21, 2021

Florence

The best singer literally ever

-hey name, did you listen to the new Florence + The Machine album?
-yeah, it's awesome isn't it

by WhydoIhaveToThinkAboutThisRN January 8, 2019

maya florence

Maya Florence is a stubborn crazy cat lady. She is always in a bad mood and can't express any positives emotions. Accordingly, she will strongly disagree with anyone. She's about 4 apples high and has the mind of the most evil vilan. She is also addicted to sexual pic online. Her hands are too small for her big phone.

Maya Florence is fatiguante en tabarnak. Maya Florence m'a traité de sale con, encore. Maya Florence a encore regardé une video de chat

by URB DIC11 F December 9, 2021