Fanny flickingly boring

When something is so boring you have nothing to do all day other than masterbate.

"how was work?"
"it was so fanny flickingly boring i wore out the batteries in my rabbit."

by Sex.Kitten. April 15, 2010

Frinking

The insertion of objects into the male urethra or Japs' Eye in a (misguided) attempt to obtain pleasure.

::(from Antiques Roadshow BBC1 Sunday 12th May 2002)::
"here we have a magnificent example of a solid silver victorian frinking set in a beautifully inlaid mahogany and brass presentation case"

by Chops May 18, 2004

Frinking

An autocorrect version of "drinking", but its just too funny to correct so you leave it alone.

I'm currently frinking a diet coke right now.

by autocorrectHATESme October 24, 2011

Flicking the bean

Vaginal stimulation of the clitoris or masturbation by desperate women or girls or females in general

Did you see Casey flicking the bean today on the bus?

Yeah she was going at it hard! I wonder if she knows anybody saw her...

by An ordinary person October 30, 2013

flicking the bean

What I watch my bitches do.

woah bitch start flicking the bean.I ain't payin ya for nuthin lol nah I don't have to pay.

by navaHO! June 29, 2006

flicking the bean

Sitting around doing nothing productive, slacking. Flicking the bean can occur alone or between friends.

Boss: "Hey dild, quit flicking the bean and and wipes those poles down!"

Restaurateur: "I ordered my appletini half an hour ago, waiter must be flicking the bean somewhere."

by Dennis Goodtennis March 23, 2011

spleen flicking

This is the process of inserting a whole hand and arm into the anus (much like fisting) when the hand and indeed first is far enough up. the anus - the person can then rapidly open and close the fist- thus making a flicking motion and taping the spleen.

This is said to be enjoyable and sexualy arounsing.

Fist me and then spleen flicking

by gay bandit May 17, 2006