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Floppy Fanny Flaps

When vagina flaps are disportportionally large in comparison with other body parts. Flaps are slighyly loose and flappy, and may clap or flap during a fanny fart.
"Warren, was that a machine gun?" "No sally that was just Jenny's floppy fanny flaps".
by haynah September 16, 2005
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floppy doggin'

when you are in a state of utter delirium and you find every little thing to be the funniest thing ever. it is similar to being drunk or high without the bad side affects. it usually happens when you are in the state of pure exhaustion. known to usually occur between the hours of 12am to 4am.
sam- "jessi, can you pass me the ketchup please?"

jessi-"your mom. hhhhhhahahahhhhhhahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

sam : "wow. you are really floppy doggin'"
by sam and winston and jessi October 18, 2008
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Flappy Turd

To play Flappy Bird whilst doing number two's on the toilet.
'I'm going for a Flappy Turd!'
by Chilly Beef February 13, 2014
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flappy breast

Breasts so saggy that when you bounce they flap.
Damn, she's so saggy she be flappin'
Yeah she has flappy breasts
by Breastoid November 28, 2016
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Flappy Golf

Flappy golf is a fun game where you have to flap into the hole. This game hypnotises children on busses to play it with all their little friends.
Boy"Let's all play flappy golf!"
Friends" Ok but let's not have dreams about winning again"
by Jsjjdbcjxn April 20, 2018
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floppy hoofka

Is a erectile distinction After one has consumed large amounts of alcohol.
I suffer from floppy hoofka after 30 beers!
by Ou812jw May 5, 2018
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Flappy Red

A condition in which a man is born without a foreskin. The penis is then constantly exposed to pretty much everything and generates a sticky like glue substance as a natural protection agent. The substance is so sticky that if you were to jerk off your hand would be almost permanently stuck to your penis which is why most men resort to wrapping glad rap around their penis in order to jerk off. The penis is also extremely sensitive and often pulses with pain for no apparent reason and is overwhelming painful during an orgasm or climax. Overall it’s an equally disgusting and disturbing deformity which is why most people with flappy reds never get laid.
“Bruh did you hear James died from extreme pain last night”. “Oh shit no”. “Yeah he was having sex and orgasmed so much that his flappy red literally shut down his body”.
by MmmmmmmmBruh August 5, 2020
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