Fetus Slammer

An unusually large penis.
by The Sdogs December 29, 2009
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Yeetus to the Fetus

Usually meaning a type of slang that youths use to define "yeet" to the fetus, a developing baby in the womb. Yeetus to the Fetus, may be used to "roast", "burn" another person. It can also be used to define a feeling of frustration, but is usually used out of context.
Person 1: "Yeetus to the Fetus!"
Person 2: "Bro, what?"

This example shows someone using the phrase out of context, as in not for an actual meaning.
by Kihara Pseudonym January 04, 2019
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Harlequin fetus

Y'all wanna know what harlequin fetus is? Google-image it. Actually, don't. Seriously don't. Just as chicken put it, the most horrifying image of a disease anybody has ever seen. The fucking thing scared the shit out of me for months after i saw it. The diesease was first observed in South Carolina by Reverend Oliver Hart.

"On Thursday, April ye 5, 1750, I went to see a most deplorable object of a child, born the night before of one Mary Evans in "Chas"town. It was surprising to all who beheld it, and I scarcely know how to describe it. The skin was dry and hard and seemed to be cracked in many places, somewhat resembling the scales of a fish. The mouth was large and round and open. It had no external nose, but two holes where the nose should have been. The eyes appeared to be lumps of coagulated blood, turned out, about the bigness of a plum, ghastly to behold. It had no external ears, but holes where the ears should be. The hands and feet appeared to be swollen, were cramped up and felt quite hard.
The back part of the head was much open. It made a strange kind of noise, very low, which I cannot describe. It lived about forty-eight hours and was alive when I saw it."
Sucks for anyone who sees it.
by Bubby the Tour Guide January 17, 2004
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Harlequin fetus

A rare birth defect resulting in a baby with several deformities such as red balls for eyes, cracked skin, missing nose and ears, and a mouth disfigured into an erie smile. Not for the faint of heart, as it can be somewhat shocking on first glance. The baby usually dies quickly because of infection due to germs leaking through its cracked skin. Images of a harlequin fetus are often sent to others as jokes, but in my opinion it is sad how others make a joke out of a deeply suffering human being.
Email subject: Cool nude pics! Pamela Anderson!

*User opens email*
*sees Harlequin fetus*

"OMFG!"
by KappaWing February 16, 2006
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Fetus

An adgective denouncing something that smells very atrocious such as 2 girls 1 cup. Can also be an adjective used to describe something not very smart such as cone-rado. It can also be used as a synonym for ugly.
Jordan: WOW Conrad smells so bad!! he smells FETUS BAD!!!
Conrad: I smell fetus bad!

Jordan: Conrad's very fetus when it comes to having a life.

Jordan: Oh my gawd! look at the fetus guy over there
Scion: yeah, that's conrad...hes as ugly as a mug
by A$hley Jacobs December 08, 2007
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Fetus Beater

1. A woman who get's an abortion.

2. A sexual slur a woman uses while being banged by a well-endowed man.
1. Joe: "Hey did you hear your GF jenny just got an abortion?"
James: "Noooooo! James Jr. is dead! I'M GONNA KILL THAT FETUS BEATER!"
2. Jenny: "Oh Yeah Joe!!! Your penis is sooo fuckin big, ooooooh shit...I think I'm about to cum... BEAT THAT FETUS JOE... YOU FUCKING FETUS BEATER... I'm COOOOOOMING!"
Joe: "Oops... I forgot to disengage my FTL drive...."
by RedSandDuster January 02, 2011
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Yeetus the fetus

I was pregnant, but my mother told me to yeetus the fetus so I got an abortion.
by NotYours<3 February 04, 2019
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