Bert Fergusson

When you meet a fat chick at a bar eating cheese fries, and she takes you to a park near by and gives you a blow job underneath a slide, while somebody watches you.

Man, my friend got a bert fergusson underneath a slide and I had to walk home.

by Ryas October 14, 2011

Turd Ferguson

(1) A name first created in a classic sketch on Saturday Night Live. The sketch was a parody of Celebrity Jeopardy that had Will Ferrell as Alex Trebek, Jimmy Fallon as Third Rock From The Sun's French Stewart, Norm McDonald as Burt Reynolds, and Darryl Hammond as Sean Connery. In fact, the first definition for Sean Connery is a reference to this very sketch. Anyway, the name was created by Burt Reynolds in the sketch.

Alex Trebek: "Apparently Burt Reynolds has changed his name to Turd Ferguson."

Burt Reynolds: "Yeah, Turd Ferguson, it's a funny name."

... later on ...

*Burt Reynolds buzzes in*

Alex Trebek: "Burt Reynolds?"

Burt Reynolds: "Uh, that's not my name."

Alex Trebek: "Okay, Turd Ferguson?"

Burt Reynolds: "Yeah what do you want?"

Alex Trebek: "You buzzed in."

Burt Reynolds: "No, I didn't."

Alex Trebek: "Yes you did."

Burt Reynolds: "Yeah, well that's your opinion."

(2) Rob B., Mike F., Bradd G., Mike G., Boris F.

"I can't believe he acted like that, he was a true Turd Ferguson last night."

by Roberto B. September 4, 2009

Fergus

A small, annoying, high pitched creature

Hey, look at that fergus whining on his rusty trombone

by saxfiend February 7, 2010

Anorexic-ferosh

The art of not eating all day because you want to be skinny. Even though you make a toothpick jealous

have you seen Lindsay Lohan?

OH MY GOD. YES! She's Anorexic-ferosh

by ANAFERO September 29, 2011

The Ferguson

While you are having sex you smoke the entire time. Then you use the tip of the cigarette to burn a hole in the condom and let it drip on her face.

Want to come over and do The Ferguson.

I like to do the Ferguson with Red 100's

by Waco Beer Can December 10, 2009

Fergus

Fergus is the legend of a young wan who was cursed by an evil demon. The crude that was put on the poor boy involved that the foreskin (named Fergus) of the boy would have a mind if it’s own, and attempt the gain power over the boys body. After 15 years Fergus finally took control of the child. Fergus was able to Talk, Eat, Drink, and fight on his own. Fergus sought nothing more than eternal damnation of the world. And with a human host, he spreads his evil energy from person in the form of Sexually Transmitted Diseases, which one day will hope to infect the entirety of the population, so we will all be Fergus.

Have you heard the story of Fergus?

by Warrick20 December 2, 2019

fergus

noun: A large amount of crumbled or grated cheese.

I want a fergus of cheese on my tostada.

by A Pollitz January 21, 2008