Fred Felch

A total ass clown from Topeka, Kansas, who hates gays and holds bizarre, insulting protests at military funerals. He also plans on protesting at the funeral of Billy Graham, who is actually a real evangelist that worships Jesus Christ

The parasitic lawyer slash Baptist preacher, who runs a cult slash hate group consisting almost exclusively of his inbred family members

AkA Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka and webmaster of www.godhatesfags.com, www.godhatesamerica.com, www.godhatessweden.com and a lot of other retarded websites
That fart knocking Fred Felch is at it again with his crazy fucking family pretending they're not gay by attacking gay people and insanely equating them with the military.

If Fred Felch ever shows up at the funeral of anyone that I know, I will punch him out cold.
by Kansas City Fats July 01, 2010
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Scrum Felch

Act of using a wide bore drinking straw (i.e. Wendy's Hamburgers) to suck the cum out of a man's rectum after gay anal sex. However it is RARELY actually used to mean this, instead it's used as a put down.
He sat down and pushed my laptop off the end of the table - what a scrum felcher.
by BBBert November 30, 2011
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Double Felch

The act of two gay men ejaculating in each
others assholes than performing 69 to suck the semen out like a vacuum.
After a long session of ass pounding to
ecstasy, Freddie and Harrold preformed the
famous 69 to double felch a hot tasty treat
of chocolate flavored mayonnaise from their
poop shoots.
by Street whiz April 06, 2009
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strawberry felch

To insert a Strawberry into a receiving homosexual anus that is full of his lovers semen acting like a bung. Allowing the receiver to squat over the giver's face without leaking, with the giver of the semen then inserting a straw through the strawberry to drink the gravity pooled semen, blood, lube and faecal matter juice out of the rectum cavity.
Fuck that chick is hot, I would strawberry felch Sir Elton John just to have the chance to take her out to dinner.
by Racko001 December 12, 2016
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thunder felch

When flatulence occurs during the act of felching and various liquids are sprayed into the air.
Jim, I noticed that you have terrible gas today. Would you like to be thunder felched?
by Robert Fitzpatrick May 05, 2004
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Dryer Felching

Dryer Felching:
The act of assembling an outfit by pulling articles of clothing from a dryer then tossing the unwanted items back in and closing the dryer leaving them for a later time.
"Alden spent longer than he planned looking for a matching sock while dryer felching."
by Cervelo1 July 29, 2016
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necro felching

The act of felching a dead corpse.
After Chase fucked the dead body in the ass, he felched his cum out of the corpse's anus with a straw.
by ickytips April 28, 2005
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