facelibrarian

(n.) A person who exhibits extreme Facebook related behaviour, particularly of the nerdly variety e.g.
1. Having 376 photos of themselves available.
2. Refusing to use anything except their Wall as a means of electronic communication.
3. Refusing to be friends with anyone who is not on the 'book: the only point of making a new friend is to increase their friends count.
4. Publishing trips to restock on toilet duck as Events.

Bro #1: "Dude, Steph has become like a total facelibrarian since she got broadband."
Bro #2: "Yah bro, she's hot, but that whole making our first date a Public Event thing like totally weirded me out."

by Adam M. C. Archibald August 30, 2008

faceless.jpg

A paticular picture of a man after using PCP. A.k.a: Angel dust.

There is a caption underneath the picture:

while under the influence of angel dust this man decided to peel off his own face using pieces of broken mirror and feed the strips of flesh to his pet dogs. he survived due to the large amounts of drugs anesthetizing his system. The dogs were removed by police to the animal shelter, where their stomachs were pumped, resulting in the recovery of pieces of the mans face, lips, and nose

It is a very vivid picture, including ample amounts of blood.

Faceless.jpg is in someones photobucket account. DO NOT GET TRICKED.

THIS PICTURE IS NOT FOR ANYONE WHO GETS SCARED, DOES NOT LIKE BLOOD, OR CANNOT SLEEP AFTER HAUNTING IMAGES.

The ring? naw man, Faceless.jpg is way scarier then that.

by Max January 20, 2005

facelike

having general agreeable and considerate behavior; to be a good friend

Thanks for holding the door open for me, that's very facelike!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

fagel whore

someone who shows off their gayness

Michael, your friends are such fagel whores!

by Chels-ii-kuh!<3 September 28, 2008

Facelooker

A person who has a Facebook account, never updates status or comments yet never misses an update made by others.

Captain Awesome wasted his time telling Itchy about his new table as Itchy already knew because he is a Facelooker.

by megagina December 12, 2009

facelooking

Browsing facebook, or looking at anything facebook related.

Guy: What you doing?

Girl: Facelooking at the party pics from last night!

by Duckspeak Begone October 5, 2012

Facebook Facelift

When a person undergoes an online makeover by deleting their most active social-networking account (usually FB) only to immediately create a new one with few, if any, improvements/changes. These may include: adopting a clever new pseudonym; cutting down their list of "friends," or acquiring new, better-looking, or "more-connected" friends; putting up newer profile pics which reflect their new look, new friends, or new relationship; or simply a new set of data such as new residence or relationship status

"I haven't heard from Derpette in a while, i wonder if she unfriended me..."
"She got a facebook facelift, now she's called Derpina Angelina Heavensent."
"Whuuut?"
"Yeah, she prolly didn't friend you cause you started calling her Derpette and it stuck."

by avianeddy November 17, 2011