When two separate dudes spray a bunch of lube into the ass of the separate women they were partnered with along with a vibrator to plug the hole. Each women on both sides gets on their hands and knees. Then they turn their butts until their asses are facing their opponent on the other side of the room. both men stand next to the women they were paired with while wearing authentic 18th century uniforms. When the men are in their designated position they face their male opponent and yell launch the cannons. Each women tries to launch the dildo and lube toward their opponents on the other side of the room using the pressure built up in their ass. She is tasked with angling herself just right using only her legs. The first person to hit either on of their opponents with the lube or the dildo projectiles win.
Becky we must settle our differences with Cannon Farter! John reload the cannon with lube and Vibrators. Now open fire!
Ps: if you have to bring this up during sexual therapy please tell them Mr.Kiwi sends his regards.
Ps: if you have to bring this up during sexual therapy please tell them Mr.Kiwi sends his regards.
by Kiwi Cat May 13, 2020
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by Poobysoy February 22, 2022
Get the Farter mug.A delightful cocktail shot consisting of 1 part Cointreau, 1 part Mozart chocolate liqueur and 1 part Mozart white chocolate liqueur (or Baileys).
Should taste and resemble as if EJ has post bumlove, shoved a Terry's Chocolate Orange up his foosty farter as a buttplug to prevent man custard seepage, then as this begins to melt a willing gimp felches his manky ringpiece, spitting the contents in equal measures into shot glasses.
Should taste and resemble as if EJ has post bumlove, shoved a Terry's Chocolate Orange up his foosty farter as a buttplug to prevent man custard seepage, then as this begins to melt a willing gimp felches his manky ringpiece, spitting the contents in equal measures into shot glasses.
Barman those shots were amazing! What do you call them?
That's Elton John's Foosty Farter
Another round of EJFFs please my good sir!!!
That's Elton John's Foosty Farter
Another round of EJFFs please my good sir!!!
by elvi888 August 10, 2024
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Get the farters day mug.a wanted individual that is infact retarded but also at the same time they have farted. can be multiple candidates but, usually only refers to one retarded farted.
also can be male or female.
the price for such individual when caught dead or alive is $100,000,000,000.
also can be male or female.
the price for such individual when caught dead or alive is $100,000,000,000.
“oh my god it’s the retarder farter!! catch him!!”
“shoo whats that smell? the retarder farter must be near!”
“shoo whats that smell? the retarder farter must be near!”
by retarded farted March 19, 2025
Get the retarder farter mug.When you’re forced into a space with no escape and someone lets one rip. You are to suffer through the stench of a deranged butthole. May cause watering eyes, nose burning, brain throbbing, and feelings of despair .
Do not farter martyr me. I’ll make you pay for it.
I was stuck in an elevator and had to go from 1st to 5th floor and someone farter marytred me. Worst suffering of my life.
Dude she is the one for me . I farter martyr her all the time and she still loves me.
She died for the sins of my butthole.
Don’t be a farter martyr.
I was stuck in an elevator and had to go from 1st to 5th floor and someone farter marytred me. Worst suffering of my life.
Dude she is the one for me . I farter martyr her all the time and she still loves me.
She died for the sins of my butthole.
Don’t be a farter martyr.
by Octimus Pwime’s mom November 22, 2023
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