Singapore expert

People who are extremely stupid and incompetent, or have no idea what the hell they are saying. Just like the dog meme, except it's not fun, and people will suffer, or are suffering the consequences of their incompetence. Used mostly as a derogatory remark, or an adjective.

This category of people was first discovered by the world when Singapore's covid task force began lying through their teeth, blatantly spouting medical lies and committing medical fraud and ran out of ideas on who else to blame other than themselves.
Example 1
A: I think we can solve world hunger by making people eat their own shit!!! Genius amirite guise???
B: Oh wow!!! Such clever! You must be a Singapore expert!!!

Example 2
A: I think C might be a Singapore expert
B: Why would you say that?
C: I believe everything the government says if reality proves them wrong then reality is wrong! If the people is poisoned by the govt then it must be because it had to happen and it must be a good thing that my fellow people are being poisoned! I'm so patriotic!
B: OOOHHHHHHHH I SEE!!!!!!!
A: Yep

Example 3
X: Yeah that's what you people who don't sell out your fellow people to your government are like. Low lives!
Y: Yeah whatever you f***ing Singapore expert!!!
Z: (at X) BOOOOO SINGAPORE EXPERT BOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Example 4
A: I don't get why Lawrence is the one in charge. He doesn't even know what his department is doing. How has he get that high up in rank when he's so incompetent?
B: That's a Singapore expert for you! Only the most useless and incompetent and corrupt goes to the top.
by 狮城咖啡 October 29, 2021
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alternative expert

An expert in producing alternative news, also called "fake news"
-Do you know Mike? He is a columnist and an alternative expert! -No I dont, and what do you mean with alternative expert. - He writes columns filled with facts, that has no relevance or is altered, but when you read it, it sounds good .
by Shoreline1 April 03, 2017
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Expertness

To be at a high level or degree in particular field.

Expert
In my expertness, I believe you are unqualified for a position at this firm.
by Rantrx February 07, 2018
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Expertness

Expertness: (noun)
Person who is

more knowledgeable than anyone else
"excuse me for being incorrect, your Expertness"
by Smithereen March 24, 2019
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Backshot Expert

Someone who is an Expert at giving Backshots, particularly ones that leave the ass destroyed and the legs unable to walk.
"Holy shit Josh!!! my ass is totally destroyed, you're the Backshot Expert!!!!"
by fallench_green December 26, 2024
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Bitch Expert

The Bitch Expert was a mysterious person who studied bitches and their behavior. They gave the best definitions regarding the bitch species and their ways of life, as well as the many different species of bitches that roam our planet. One of the definitions they wrote was the term defining Obedient Bitch. They have been inactive since August 31 of 2019. What happened to them is unknown.
Rumor has it that the Bitch Expert was assassinated by an angry feminazi, but this rumor was never confirmed. Below is a police sketch of what the Bitch Expert may have looked like.
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Chegg Expert

An individual who uses their subject knowledge to earn money while also learning and gaining the gratification of helping millions of students.
These people are tech savvy, smart, and visionary who believe in financial independence and multiple sources of income.
These individuals included people from all walks of life, including students preparing for competitive exams, housewives who wish to be financially independent, college students looking to supplement their pocket money or even working professionals contributing to multiple sources of income.
"The best part about being a Chegg Expert is the feeling of being able to help students across the globe."
"I can work from any where, at any time, I get to choose from a list of 26 subjects and the process from onboarding to payments is hassle free, that's what it means to be a Chegg Expert."
by Miss Know It All (Not) January 06, 2023
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