why is everything on here related to sex

I don’t know man. We’re both asking the same question but will never find the answer.

John:I’m gonna look up shark to find out about what they are what they’re living conditions are for my own information

*looks it up*

John: why is everything on here related to sex

by Onion ring123456789 October 1, 2020

evak

literally the best ship in the world don't test me on this.

the power couple who conquered everything; mental illness, internalized homophobia, magnus' ignorant comments, extremely religious parents, cheese toasties.

*glances at friends laptop which has google drive open
**cries in norwegian
me- "OMIgod DOo you watch SKAMMM!!!!!!!! Omigod eVAK, Omigod KArdEmoMMe.
friend - wut??

by carribeanjerkbbq June 13, 2017

Eva Smith

a character from An Inspector Calls who commits suicide by drinking a bottle of bleach. This is used by Year 11s before their GCSEs

Might have to pull an Eva Smith and down a bottle of bleach before my English exam.

by sonari October 8, 2018

i want you in every way possible

Meaning you want them sexually meantally emotionally and physically

I want you in every way possible

by GSOTO April 26, 2017

Even-steven

(noun/verb) Mutual partners in an even and equal sexual exchange; the act of an even and equal sexual exchange, more often than not a reference to the sixty-nine position.

Old fashioned in his ways, Nikki insisted of paying for dinner as he felt any decent gentleman would. However when he and Shannon got to the bedroom he also adamantly insisted to go Even-steven, specifically Shannon riding his face and sucking his cock while he underneath her heavenly body with his tongue buried in her sweet pussy or up her snug, just-as-sweet asshole. With an unhidden smile Shannon thought this idea, which never seem to get old or boring, was a win for both of them. Moreover she remembered, 'I just washed those sheets earlier today......oh well' as she shifted slyly out of her sexy, tight jeans as they began to touch.....

by Nikki Stixx December 10, 2020

ore everything

adj. a slang description of a transgender person who has not undergone any physical body transformations. essentially short for "all original body parts". used most often in personal ads soliciting sex or relationships

I'm an ore everything ftm transgender looking for nsa fun with a swm, hmu if you're interested

by jim leahy December 23, 2013

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

BLUE TEXT LMAO. BLUE TEXT

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies. BLUE TEXT

by BLUE TEXT DUDE June 16, 2021