George B. Armstrong Elementary School

a school for idiots and is in chicago illinois !!!!!111!!! also dont go there its ohio but number 2!!!11111

bruh i hate the food at George b. Armstrong Elementary School, its legit prison

by a stupid psycho November 22, 2022

Drums Elementary Middle School

Fuck this school

Person 1: how do you feel about Drums Elementary Middle School ?
Person 2: I fucking hate it

by Urmommy69329 September 20, 2022

Elementary School

Formal Name: *Lower Primary School*. The first compulsory stage of education. Where kids from Kindergarten-Grade 3 (Ages: 4 - 9) come to learn beginning Math, Science, Social Studies, Science, and other bullshit.

Parent: My kid's about to enter Elementary School.
Parent's friends: He's growing up so fast.

by xplodinproductions94 October 10, 2022

Elementary school

Formal name: *Lower Primary School*. An educational institution that comes after preschool is also the first compulsory stage of education. Jr. Kindergarten-Grade 3 (Ages: 4 - 9) learn Beginning Math, Science, Social Studies, Language Arts, and other bullshit.

Parent: My kid's entering elementary school.
Parent's friend: He's growing up so fast.

by xplodinproductions94 October 10, 2022

Elementary school Slang

Just like Middle school slang or high school Slang
This is school slang at Elementary school

That Is Childish Elementary school slang you are Using

by 459395 March 9, 2022

Leschi Elementary School

THE LITERAL BEST SCHOOL EVER!!! TEACHERS ARE SOOOO KIND AND THEY CARE ABOUT ALL OF THE STUDENTS. SOME OF THE STUDENTS DON'T BEHAVE BUT THEN THEY DO BECAUSE IT'S SUCH A GOOD SCHOOL!!!!! AND LEARNING IS SO FUN!!!!!!!!!!

Person 1 (In Leschi Elementary School): I go to Leschi, I'm happy!
Teacher at Leschi: Yay!
Person 1 (In middle school): I miss Leschi
Teacher at middle school: *Doesn't care*

by Mr. Piffle the Penguin April 8, 2022

Sward elementary school

A once-decent school in Oak Lawn, IL that went from “kinda chill” to “what in the public education is this?” real fast. Known for hallway chaos, disappearing principals, and students treating the building like it’s a free trial of Grand Theft Auto. The music teacher is a disgrace to the community and has more haters than Britney Spears. Shes a monstrosity that has fatass feet that she loves posting. The only thing that shes good for is campfire stories 10 years later. If you say “structure” three times in the mirror, Sward will still not have any.

Person 1 “Did you go to sward elementary school?”

Person 2 “Yeah the fatass music teacher threw a drumbstick at me”

by Jajahahahahsgdbe July 30, 2025