I have erectile dysfunction

nnniiigggggaaaaa caattttttt

Paul: wanna have sex
George: I have erectile dysfunction

by ADaddylicious October 23, 2019

electile dysfunction

The inability to become aroused by any of the choices for President put forth by either of the parties in the 2008 election.

Obama? McCain? Edwards?
NO! They all give me electile dysfunction--The only one that gets me going is Hillary!

by ChaseSVA January 24, 2008

Erectile dysfunction

When you get a boner really easily. When you have erectile dysfunction you will see a single person and immediately get hard.

I have erectile dysfunction

by Hoolick fanboi January 30, 2019

Erectile overfunction

Once per month men have an erection for one full week.

Dude I’m just went into erectile overfunction

by SponCom September 30, 2021

Erectile dysfunction

Inability to get it up.

Everything about Paulie was dysfunctional, he was impotent around the opposite sex. Erectile dysfunction was just a surface symptom.

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2021

Erectile dysfunction

*Naruto run *

YEET

My mentally adopted son asked me what a Erectile dysfunction was, so i did a Naruto run yelling "YEET".

by @therealGod May 19, 2018

erectile pisfunction

The inability to aim your piss correctly whilst you have a boner.

I awoke in the middle of the night, half asleep, needing a piss. As I was doing my business I realised I had a boner it went in every direction possible other than towards its' intended target. I'm going to need to wipe it up in the morning....maybe! I must suffer from erectile pisfunction!

by blofeld1965 May 8, 2014