Bum-fuck Egypt

The middle of nowhere

Damn! Dude! Your girlfriend lives in the middle of Bum-fuck Egypt!

by Anonymous January 7, 2003

egyptian oven

when someone wraps them self in a blanket so tight that they resemble a mummy and they fart repeatedly.

I was pissed at my roommate because he egyptian ovened my comforter.

by Madam S December 25, 2009

egyptian throat punch

An egyptian throat punch is a move in the popular exercise program Thundercise. It consists of doing a walk like an egyptian move followed by a punch to the opponent's throat.

Dude! Take him out using an egyptian throat punch!

by Bert Voltron December 30, 2010

egyptian tear

When someone cries in another person's anus.

Her booty was so fine I gave her an egyptian tear.

by Crabs in a bucket October 10, 2012

Egyptian tombstone

The art of placing ones testicles in the anus of a woman and furiously masturbaing.

Bæ tried to put the Egyptian tombstone in me last night…

by TheFuriousFap December 24, 2014

egyptian mud puddle

Jerk off next to your sleeping girlfriend and blow your load in her bellybutton and let it dry up over night

My girlfriend was asleep when I got home last night, i tried to wake her up, she pushed me away so I gave her an egyptian mud puddle.

by BigDHill September 22, 2015

egyptian mud mask

Smearing your hot smelly shit on the face of your sexual partner after receiving a blumpkin

She blew me on the toilet so I gave her an Egyptian mud mask

by VanDoctor546 June 12, 2017