Eggbertlicious

Deaf in one ear

That bitch Fergie is Eggbertlicious.

by Pingwan June 22, 2015

eggender

Your a egg or something? Honestly I don't fucking know, its a thing, google it I'm not kidding.

How do I come out to friends as an eggender?
"What the fuck is a eggender?"

by PopeChad June 25, 2022

ham and egged

taken advantage of

Dropped off my car to get a flat tire fixed and got ham and egged into buying a new wheel and tire.

by Why me two February 28, 2014

Eggroll

Slang for Asian cock.

You’re the only Asian kid in class and every other kid starts speaking Engrish to mock Asians and you. A hot, cute girl walks up to you and demands an eggroll, because ‘all Asians know how to make eggrolls.’

Laney: “where is my eggroll, Chang?”
Chang: “Right here.” (Unzips, drops pants and whips out his eggroll)
Laney: “Oh my god, Chang! It’s huge! I-I’m sorry! L-Let’s meet up after school.”

by Giant Golden Cock January 24, 2020

spicy eggroll

Fucking someone in the ass then making them blow you until you cum.

I was giving this give girl anal, then she blew me and i came in her mouth...that was one spicy eggroll

by the omen June 30, 2008

sometimes edger

N.

A person who doesn't fully understand what Straight Edge is and says that they are Edge "sometimes", just because they think it will make them cool.

Person 1: "I'm straightedge but I sometimes do drugs."

Person 2: "You're such a sometimes edger."

by The Muffin Man 69 April 21, 2009

Exotic Eggroll

An exotic eggroll is when a man covers his penis in a variety of spices and dips his dick in duck sauce. Then the female proceeds to suck his dick and get all the exotic flavors.

Yo, Tyler gave this girl Veronica an exotic eggroll and she felt extremely cultured.

by Daniel (aka Britney) February 10, 2019