Earthquak

How to spell earthquake if you're stupid

At akron University, a desk has "Earthquak" Written on it, below it is an arrow saying "You spelled Earthquake wrong".

by Not_a_Zip April 17, 2011

Earthquaking a man to death

when you have no honor in Shellshock Live

Earthquaking a man to death is extremely rude and everyone else will leave the game.

by WeePiggies_oink January 27, 2021

Early Earthquake Warning

An alert for a 5.0 or higher intensity earthquake and it's used mostly in Japan.

Goddamnit, not another Early Earthquake Warning it's the third fucking time in my 1 week Japan trip.

by MyDickyisCalledRicky August 16, 2022

Pennsylvania Earthquake

When you put your penis between the thighs of a very gassy woman and she farts on it.

Joseph’s girlfriend was very gassy so he asked her for a Pennsylvania Earthquake.

by Crystal_Steck-Special January 19, 2021

Category 12 Earthquake

Earthquake caused by Caseoh falling down a escalator that is going uphill. This would cause a constant 12.0 Earthquake destroying countries and causing Tsunami's so powerful that the oceans will be dried out. This Earthquake will continue forever until the escalator finally stops or until Caseoh breaks the escalator.

My gawd that Category 12 Earthquake just killed Godzilla.

by KlownMan January 26, 2024

chilian earthquake

When a drunk fat bitch falls down too fast and creates an earthquake in the southern hemisphere.

"Damn, that girl had a chilian earthquake so hard at the party last night that I put it on my finsta."

by Landscape Barbie May 27, 2017

Earthquake

An earthquake is the perceptible shaking of the surface of the earth which can be violent enough to destroy major building and kill thousands of people, the severity of the shaking can be barley felt or violent enough to toss people around.

The Christchurch earthquake killed 185 people and destroyed the Christchurch Cathedral.

by Autistic Fish June 19, 2018