Earthquake Kit

A large ziplock bag, like those in "earthquake kits" you make in elementary, in which a stoner stores all; glass, clear eyes, containers/canisters, herbal supplements, ect.. this item is to be hidden in places never accessed by parental units and should only be used when parents leave house and your homedogs want to throw a phat sesh with you.

P.s. all earthquake kits vary in contents, size, and organization. Advanced kits used by the avid stoner may include hostess cupcakes, and extra glass pipe or bong, Rodo's Brand Eyedrops, and other crunchy or dank munchies.

Bryan: Dude whats happenin tonight?

Ande: I think my parents are leaving man.

Bryan: FO REALZ?

Ande: Fuck yea dawg. lets bust out the earthquake kit!

by AN-D, Mary Jane, and Bdiggs April 25, 2011

shut up earthquake

When an earthquake won’t stop rumbling and driving you crazy. Or when you are scared you might end up dead

“Hey, can I come to the bathroom with you?”

“shut up earthquake.”

by anonymous June 30, 2025

Early Earthquake Warning

An alert for a 5.0 or higher intensity earthquake and it's used mostly in Japan.

Goddamnit, not another Early Earthquake Warning it's the third fucking time in my 1 week Japan trip.

by MyDickyisCalledRicky August 16, 2022

Category 12 Earthquake

Earthquake caused by Caseoh falling down a escalator that is going uphill. This would cause a constant 12.0 Earthquake destroying countries and causing Tsunami's so powerful that the oceans will be dried out. This Earthquake will continue forever until the escalator finally stops or until Caseoh breaks the escalator.

My gawd that Category 12 Earthquake just killed Godzilla.

by KlownMan January 26, 2024

Pennsylvania Earthquake

When you put your penis between the thighs of a very gassy woman and she farts on it.

Joseph’s girlfriend was very gassy so he asked her for a Pennsylvania Earthquake.

by Crystal_Steck-Special January 19, 2021

Earthquake

An earthquake is the perceptible shaking of the surface of the earth which can be violent enough to destroy major building and kill thousands of people, the severity of the shaking can be barley felt or violent enough to toss people around.

The Christchurch earthquake killed 185 people and destroyed the Christchurch Cathedral.

by Autistic Fish June 19, 2018

chilian earthquake

When a drunk fat bitch falls down too fast and creates an earthquake in the southern hemisphere.

"Damn, that girl had a chilian earthquake so hard at the party last night that I put it on my finsta."

by Landscape Barbie May 27, 2017