Earl Sweatshirt

A very good artist

“Have you heard Earl Sweatshirt’s album “doris” it’s really good”

by riot!byearlsweatshirt April 11, 2021

earl john

-currently dating phoenix freya
-an introverted person

-has cats
-has an attractive voice and is handsome af

: have you seen earl john last week?
: yeah he looks so cute!

by freya nix June 7, 2021

C.Earl Timlin

The illest dude ever. Coaches Basketball at Choate. Other possible names: Earl The Pearl

Hey J-Mac, wheres Earl?
He's just finishing up talkin to the other coach he'll be down in a sec

by CRH April 6, 2005

angry earl

When somebody usually called Alex headlocks somebody during a friendly gootball match and ends their anal pipe with his African Totem Pole.

Wow, during St Heliers match on Sunday, Ben was given an 'Angry Earl'.

by youngdefiner December 10, 2016

Metro Early college middle school

Microwaveless hell hole. A place for depressed children to become even more depressed as soon as they get their first 89%. If you get an "elective" you don't get to choose it. Mastery is the only thing that matters and you would gladly give your soul to pass all your classes. All students want is to get the hell out of there. Walls? Never heard of them. Will to live? Who's she? We are depressed children. And if you go to mecms the last sentence made you think about the habits, which,if you don't, is a morning ritual chant that's all part of our principals overall goal to turn this school in to proper cult.

If you're considering going there run. Now.

And they're making an elementary school too.

:)

Person:"See that girl who looks like she wants to die?"
Person 2: "that's because she goes to metro Early college middle School"

by I'mSorryMom November 2, 2018

The Flying Earle

The act of smoking marijuana then getting into a sun-baked vehicle with a female and turning on your seat warmers (if applicable). Once you have accomplished the prior tasks, you then ask said female to perform fellatio and continue to drive with your windows up. The combination causes intense grundle sweat that, combined with the hair and fecal matter from your anus, can produce something something called "The Flying Earle" which immediately strikes your victim in the face with one single flap of the cheeks (fart).

"Tyler's mom came over to the house the other day asking for sugar. I took her to the grocery store, but hit her with The Flying Earle on the way there."

"My favorite thing to do when I'm baked is go for a nice ride with my girl and blast her with The Flying Earle."

by dookiesex August 19, 2013

It's too early

Something you say to those people who are being loud as hell when it's early in the morning
Basically another way to say shut the fuck up

Loud freshman kid at 7:00 AM when school just started: OMG TODAY IS GOING TO BE A GREAT DAY! I FINALLY BOUGHT A PROM TICKET! I' M GOING TO-
Me: Kid it's too early., so shut your ass up.

by paypal2 September 20, 2019