Dyslexic

Chloe Hoogenboom

‘Chloe is such a dyslexic chode’

by Pickflowersnotfights June 13, 2018

verbal dyslexia

When someone is trying to say a word they know, in their mind, how to pronounce but it comes out wrong.

Tiff: "I'd like a 10 piece wings, nucular."
Laura: " Nuclear!"
Tiff: " Nuclar, Nucular, am I saying it?"
Laura:" NUCLEAR!"
Tiff: "Nuclear!?! I swear I have verbal dyslexia!"

by pinkeye only November 20, 2010

Dyslexia

1. When words refuse to make sense in your head.

Do you have dyslexia?
eth ogd anr. -> nope.

by brehbrehbreh February 14, 2009

Dyslexic Bitch

A girl that will think a gangsta with tattoo's all over his body, covered in red from head to toe, blunt hanging out of his mouth, showing his glocks and chain's whos name is Pimp G and says that "He's so beautiful, he's also so nice, he couldn't hurt a fly." Shes a girl that sees guys backwards. First used by Dciggs in October 2010. Arpund this time he started using the prases "ENOUGH!!!" and "I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!!!" Possible related to 2pacs "They know we've had enough, but they don't give a fuck."

Shar'iqiana: He look its Pimp G, he's so nice. I love him.
Dcigg's: ENOUGH! You a dyslexic bitch.

by Opacity October 21, 2010

numeric dyslexia

its when a person reads numbers backward therefore making them suck at math.

teacher: what is 5*5?
boy:52
teacher: r u sure?
boy: i mean 25.
boy 2:dude i think u have numeric dyslexia

by Tha Go Girl December 17, 2008

dylexic

It is not dyslexic but rather dylexic. When someone has a brain fart while speaking or performing an action and doesn't understand what they are trying to say/do.

Friend :Wanna hear a joke?

Me: yeah sure? tell the joke.

Friend : Walks away*
Me: Bro, you dylexic af.

by Short aunty 69 May 2, 2021

dyslexidexterous

Possessing the inability to distinguish your right hand from your left and vice versa.

Tommy always looks retarded during the national anthem because he is dyslexidexterous.

by theITguy February 26, 2011