Dumpy McHatFuck

A man who is having sexual intercourse with an alpaca whilst wearing a humorous hat.

Could be used in different tones depending on the contexts in which it’s used.

Dumpy McHatFuck? (a question to whom it may concern)

DUMPY MCHATFUCK (randomly shouting this in a large crowd)
Dumpy McHatFuck (could be used to describe a sandwich at McDonalds)

"Shit, that dude just had sex with that duck whilst wearing a silly hat"
"No he didn’t dude he just DumpyMcHatFucked!"

"Can i have a DumpyMcHatFuck please"
"A what"
"a Dumpy McHatFuck?"
"please Leave"

"dumpy McHatFuck?"
"I’m sorry what?"
"give me a dumpy mchatfuck or i will eat your face"

by Norledge January 28, 2010

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dumpy ho

A derivative of the word ho referring to an overweight promiscuous woman who wears clothes that she can't fit into, often showing rolls in the abdominal area and unnecessary cleavage. This outfit is worn in the attempt to attract males and can usually be found in cheap nightclubs.

Did Mark go home with that dumpy ho he was dancing with?

by The A--Man March 18, 2008

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dumpy pig

A member of the female gender whose exceptional lack of attractiveness, due to her grossly saggy buttocks cheeks and droopy face, is willing to be sexually penetrated in any orifice in a futile attempt to increase her self-worth.

I was low on money and high on an erection, so I gave a call to Molson's mom, the town dumpy pig.

by White Metal Master October 15, 2005

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