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Dufus Ignoramus

A fancy way of saying idiot. It is theorized that it is actually a new species of human, the Dufus Ignoramus, said to be found in your everyday locations. It is said that once found, the Dufus Ignoramus will become self concious, and escalate from the Dufus Ignoramus to the Dufus Ignoramus maximus, a much more saucy and ignorant version of the initial one.
George: Dude, john is such a dufus ignoramus, yesterday, i saw him standing in aisle seven with his pants on the ground while arguing with the store manager about how flamingos need a new habitat.

Frank: The manager was lucky there wasnt an audience, or else he would've gotten inflamed and told him that his cheese sticks arent ripe yet, and then he would attempt to become a bear.
by Silent walrus June 13, 2010
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Dofisher

Dofhiser is a scaly girl fish

a teenage girl who has a face and will make you laugh so hard your turban falls into your curry
she is nuts and will drop you mofo

she uses multiple sayings like "its just like coldcase files"
back in the year of 2010 she was originally called gilbitch. this, in recent years has changed.

sorry.
dofisher OMG ANNAPHALACTIC SHOCK IS NOTHING WITHOUT YOU!!!!!!!!!
COMMMMEEEE BAAAAACCCCCKKKKK

WEEEEE LOOOOVEEEE UUUU

a lot of ppl will read this and know how much you love white dog sh**
by your mothers fish. December 22, 2010
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dufus

A dumb person. An imbecile or idiot
Example My brother-in-law is a dufus
My brother-in-law is a dufus
by RC59 January 16, 2019
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Dudism

Created by Gilbert Vial, in 2005. Dudism is a legitimate religion, in which the follower prays to the altar of skateboarding, and to the gods of dudism. Dudism is polytheistic religion.
Gilbert is dudistic, he worships every day by skateboarding and drinking energy drinks. He loves dudism.
by Grnps2 April 8, 2009
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hipster dufus

An extremely clumsy individual with a horse face, ridiculous high hair and tendancy to come up with alot of ridiculous ideas and schemes.
Hey Jerry, that Kramer is a real Hipster Dufus
by Pratab March 30, 2008
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dufus

Inanimate object that is fucked, or the area of the object used. Examples include ham dufus (popular with Navy cooks), billiard dufus (side or corner pocket) and dough dufus (a favorite of the boys down at Pilsbury Bakery Division).
"He prefered his ham dufus heated up to 98.6 degrees farenheit."
by Andy Fester December 17, 2003
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Cruke-a-dukis

If you don't bungee jump off that bridge, you will be such a Cruke-a-dukis
by Gregory May 20, 2004
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