knuckle dragger

A term used for a human who is evidence of devolution - humans evolving back into apes and other primates.

This man often dribbles in public places; cannot drink a hot beverage without spilling it on himself, the floor or someone else; may walk into objects like lampposts and bushes; may ask questions repeatedly such as "how are you doing?", or "hows your computer software going?" and has an interwoven, messy beard that houses flees, mites, pieces of pork and dribble.

It's safe to say that the knuckle draggers of this world are a frightening breed, who you should avoid if at all possible.

Knuckle dragger: Hows the course going mate?
Average person 1: Ummm.... yeh fine I guess?!
Knuckle dragger: Oh yeh cool dude. You going paintballing this afternoon?
Average person 2: No I'm not.
Knuckle dragger: *Dribbles*

by KnuckledraggingGuy March 17, 2008

knuckle dragger

a slang term for a snowboarder

So, are you a knuckle dragger or a two planker?

by abnorm December 28, 2005

Knuckle Dragger

Another racial slur used towards a black person relating them to gorillas who walk around dragging their knuckles

Oh man, did you see that knuckle dragger steal that ladie's purse then run away?

by Treebs January 22, 2006

draggletail

Member or fan of the Rebel_Country movement. Bikini-wearin', boob-flashin' cowgirls; long-haired, variously pierced Rebel Boys. Typified in the song Hell Raisin' Son Of A Guns by the band (duh!) The DraggleTails.

"Dude, CountryFest is this weekend ... wanna go huntin' for Draggletails?"

by Zeüs April 6, 2008

Nagger Dragger

A pickup truck. Usually adorning overly patriotic rear window decals. Alternate usage describes any vehicle that a racist individual would find acceptable for dragging a nagger.

"I went to the wal-mart in town the other day and the lot was packed full with Nagger Draggers.

by sid onmuhface February 20, 2008

Dragged You Out Of The Closet

(Adj.)
-To Out someone because of something that you did or said.

John - "Look Bill...I know you tell everyone you're straight...but I know better..."
*John inches his fingers up Bill's theighs to his crotch.

Bill- "It's true John...I'm gayer than gay!!!!"

John - "OH MY GOD. I JUST Dragged you out of the closet, DIDN'T I?"

by TheOriginalKenBarbz July 25, 2012

Druggler

Someone who juggles drugs whilst being incredibly stoned

I went to the circus and saw a druggler trying to get in.

by basic druggie January 7, 2015