tommy douglas

creator of modern canada. founder of the NDP, the democratic socialist party whos policy have had a great impact on the nation today. creator of liberal reforms, with medicare as the crown jewel of his policies. voted the top canadian of all time. he's a socialist, not a communist. only an american, australian, or albertan would be too stupid to know the difference.

American: "Yous Canadians is nice, but most of you is a bunch of weird backward commies."
Non-Albertan Canadian: "No, our nation is founded on democratic socialism, so is every nation in Europe and even li'l America, otherwise known as Japan."
America: "No, I watched the Fox News Channel and dey said that only Canada has socialism and that it just a codeword for commies."
Non-Albertan Candian: "Fox News? That explains your stupidity."

Tommy Douglas would be apauled at the gov't of Alberta's attempts to slash his reforms!

by Provincial Mood January 6, 2008

Harry Douglas

A mixed drink containing 2 parts Maker's Mark and 1 part Schweppes Ginger Ale.

The plural is Harry Dougli.

That bartender makes one stiff Harry Douglas.

by weitzel January 4, 2009

douglas friend

Parkour maniac , doesnt even know what deadlift is , but claims he can do 800 pounds

Wow , douglas friend just face planted trying to parkour into the foam pit!

by bobthemanlyturd101 October 7, 2013

Euan Douglas

A onion reeking bastard pagan sniffing train loving autistic wanker who will die a virgin

He looks like a Euan Douglas

by XxCieran2004Xx April 14, 2020

Mrs. Douglas

A stupid bitch who can't teach worth a crap.

Mrs. Douglas is the worst teacher to ever graduate from college. That we know of.

by SCREWDRIVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! May 13, 2009

Michael Douglas

A term used to refer to the the Class A drug MDMA.

Have you brought Michael Douglas along with you? I'm gonna hit the Douglas hard tonight in Ibiza.

by BigTspoon July 12, 2012

Vincent Douglas

Vincent Douglas is perfection. He is the kind of guy who loves to make other people happy, and will always put others before himself. As soon as you meet him, he makes you feel welcome and like you have a safe haven. The longer you two talk, the more comforting he becomes. Vincent will support you through whatever you have heading your way in life, he will accept you for your past- and always believe in you. Vincent will always believe in you and be there to talk to. He is handsome and always finds a reason to laugh. Although he doesn't always make the best jokes- they're either amazing, or that bad that you laugh at the fact that they're bad. He always tries his best, and he won't give up on you. Vincent loves you for your soul and personality- he wouldn't change you for the world. Inside jokes are his middle name, the strangest jokes appear with Vincent- but they're the best ones. He has been through so much, yet he is so strong- and he never gives up. Even at his hardest times, he stays strong and ploughs through it. Vincent is a mature and sensible young man, even through he may act like a child sometimes. He never fails to make you happy, and he wants the best in you to shine. Vincent has the looks of a god, deep blue eyes, fluffy blonde hair, a perfectly sculpted face. He is muscular and there are a wide variety of reasons to love Vincent. But his personality is definitely number one.

"Vincent Douglas is so handsome!"
"He's perfect actually, I'm especially lucky to have him."

by VDNW April 20, 2019