douchous

another slang variation of the term "douchebag", usually used in the second person.

"I can't believe you're 25 years old and still live with your parents. What's wrong with you anyway, Douchous?"

by thelocdoutone May 28, 2007

Douchelous

To be a constant douche to someone, or someone who is a constant douche. Or be really annoying. Can be used on someone who is being a Major douche. Or super douche

In example

You're being so (re)douchelous!

like (ridiculous)

Man you are being really (re) douchelous today!

by Dr_House December 3, 2011

douchebubble

An airheaded prick who has exceeded the limit of moronic douchebaggery.

He tried to fuck my girlfriend while shitting on a hornet's next. What a douchebubble.

by Jibbity Jed November 20, 2009

douchefuck

a complete jerk who you absolutley cannot stand

Ugh, go away you friggin douchefuck!!

by Anouchka January 15, 2009

douchecunt

When someone acts of a disrespectful nature towards 1 or a groups of persons, using derogatory insults aimed at ones race and/or ethnicity.

This lady on the tram was acting like a douchecunt towards all the coloured people aboard.

by meta4or November 29, 2011

Douchefuck

A combination of the words "douchebag" and "fucktard" (a fucking retard). It is a very big insult and should not be taken lightly.

David: No, I don't know and I'm not going.
Ashley: YOU'RE A DOUCHEFUCK, DAVID! A BIG FAT MAINSTREAM-ADDICTED DOUCHFUCK!
David: Whatever. What does Mainstream mean?
Ashley: I am disappoint, son. I am disappoint.

by theElusiveReality||tumblr August 7, 2011

anal douchecase

After you have used your butt pirate anal disposable douche for your partners pleasure, don't throw it in the garbage, instead just put the dirty filthy used plastic anal douche applicator in your douchecase for next time.

I'm ready for my conference meeting and just in case I see some hotties at the conference my douchecase is all packed. Never be caught without your "douchecase".

"Sally would you please see if my anal douchecase is on my desk?"

by spotted dick diesel September 11, 2012