Doucheass

A word used to modify any person solely as a put-down or commonly used in a combination of put-downs.

(1) Rick, that upsidedown, backwards visor is fuckin' gay, you doucheass.

(2) That kid is a doucheass mother fuckin' faget.

by Pierce S. December 9, 2003

douchebabe

A douche bag that is extremely good looking.

"Check out Christian Bale, he's such a hottie."
"Yeah, if you like douchebabes."

by Breezy231 December 22, 2010

douchefaucet

a douchebag-like person, basically a douchebag from Northern New York State who does something to either piss you off or cause you hardship. An alternative to douchebag in the North Country.

Man, you know Travis, he was being a douchebag, but the real asswipe of the group was that mustached, douchefaucet Frank with his prick facial hair. He looked as much of an asshole as he acted.

by Ry@n February 15, 2008

Douchefagroballlicker

Well it means that you are a douche ball licking faggot.

Me: You know what you are?
Him: What?
Me: A Douchefagroballlicker.

by I am ME. August 17, 2012

Doucheality

(doo-she-AL-it-ee) - NOUN: one's innate capacity to be a complete and utter douche -- provoked or not.

"Dude - you're not going to pick up my tab? Man...your doucheality is really showing..." :)"

by blfb April 28, 2010

douchearama

A gathering of complete douchebags (more than 3) mainly to extoll the virtues of common douche baggery to a much intensified level.

I am not going to the homecoming dance because it turns in to a douchearama!

by flarp jack October 20, 2014

doucheapotamus

Noun: a person who is such a douche that thier dochebaggery can only be surpassed by that of the douchewhale. See also Ashton

"god Max is such a doucheapotamus when asked an A or B question he answers with C."

by sven Goodfield April 16, 2009