One who portrays the characteristis of one of many "douche" varieties on a consistent - almost habitual - basis.
Possibly a compound word originating from "douchebag" and "tool"
Possibly a compound word originating from "douchebag" and "tool"
"Man, everytime I see that guy he's acting like the same douche he's always been. Can't he get a hint? It's like he's not even human - like some kind of DOUCHEBOT."
by asefi October 3, 2007
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Synonym for Facebook.
A company or person that tries to copyright common language words and then proceeds to sue humanity for their usage.
A controlling asshole of humanity of Rupert Murdoch proportions.
A very sad and lonely person with no friends whatsoever, who hates the world, but can't do the right thing and go jump under a train.
A company or person that tries to copyright common language words and then proceeds to sue humanity for their usage.
A controlling asshole of humanity of Rupert Murdoch proportions.
A very sad and lonely person with no friends whatsoever, who hates the world, but can't do the right thing and go jump under a train.
Douchebook sued themselves for copyrighting stupidity in its entirety and instantly imploded up their own collective assholes.
A Douchebook only went and copyrighted living and breathing.
A paranoid Douchebook sued Sesame Street for using the letters F, O, A, D and a huge steaming number 2.
A Douchebook put a gun in his mouth but sued the world for his pain instead.
Douchebook - arseface, what's the difference?
Blame humanity for your inadequacies like a dirty little rotten Douchebook.
A Douchebook only went and copyrighted living and breathing.
A paranoid Douchebook sued Sesame Street for using the letters F, O, A, D and a huge steaming number 2.
A Douchebook put a gun in his mouth but sued the world for his pain instead.
Douchebook - arseface, what's the difference?
Blame humanity for your inadequacies like a dirty little rotten Douchebook.
by Swiss Toni November 28, 2010
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Posting things on your Wall such as "OMG! How could you douchebook on me?" or "You're a big slut and I never want to see you again! Welcome to being douchebooked" or "He's such an asshole that he deserves to be douchebooked! or How could you cheat on me with that whore. I'm so going to douchebook you! or just posting some sorry-ass, vague, attention demanding thing like I'm so depressed. This is the ultimate annoying form of douchebooking. Attention whores tend to douchebook a lot.
by no douchebooking! May 1, 2010
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A friend incapable of formulating intelligent thoughts and at the same time is a complete douche.
A person whos douche level far exceeds that of the second largest douche in the room.
A friend incapable of formulating intelligent thoughts and at the same time is a complete douche.
A person whos douche level far exceeds that of the second largest douche in the room.
God mikey this party would be so much better if you werent being such a douchecenso.
I thought douche carmody was in the room the that douchecenso showed up.
I thought douche carmody was in the room the that douchecenso showed up.
by Alpha zeta June 3, 2009
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for ex. Tom and Matt are at the bar and two girls walk up
Tom: hey sexy bitches how bout a drink for you two??
Matt: bro you only got twenty bucks left??
Tom: ( blank expressionless face) your such a doucheboater.
A made up ice cream dessert that consists of chocolate ice cream mixed with melted peanut butter.
for ex. Tom and Matt are at the bar and two girls walk up
Tom: hey sexy bitches how bout a drink for you two??
Matt: bro you only got twenty bucks left??
Tom: ( blank expressionless face) your such a doucheboater.
A made up ice cream dessert that consists of chocolate ice cream mixed with melted peanut butter.
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by Mac daddy de March 13, 2010
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by Bassrabi February 20, 2011
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