Doob

Someone who screenshots their phone when bored and sends it to people.

Did Flower send you a screenshot too?

Yeah. What a doob.

by GwendilineSpendiline September 8, 2016

Doob

Something that is, or is acting, weird and awkward, but in a funny way.

Excuse me while I'm doob.
That person is just a doob.

by KingWhizdum August 2, 2021

Doobed

Jacked, duped, jipped, tricked, scammed, stolen from.

It's 4/20/2018 and I got a $1 burrito for a munchie. I put it down somewhere dumb so my pup because it's missing. Must've been my pup, Doobie Doo. I've been Doobed.

I got doobed for my burrito by scooby Doo's cousin; Doobie.

by #missriahh May 28, 2018

Doob-A-Jacob

The act of vomiting into a bong after taking too harsh of a hit, then continuing to pass it/hit it despite the presence of vomit.

Doob

"Dude you just puked in the bong! You Doob'd-A-Jacob!"
"Are they still taking hits? There's puke in the water, do they know they're Doobing-A-Jacob?"
"Take it easy if you hit that too hard you might Doob-A-Jacob."

by BaronVonCuddly September 12, 2018

muffin doob

a person who is not fully a douche bag, but is slightly more than a toolbag. Someone you still like, but know is lamesauce. He or she is therefore a muffin doob.

Brad used to be a good friend, but now he's such a muffin doob, geez how the times have changed.....

by krackalaitlin July 15, 2011

doobie doob

The smallest joint you'll ever see

"Damn that's one tiny doobie doob!"
"Yeah but it's some goood stuff"
"bruh don matter build another one."

by TheDude545 September 18, 2017

Doob

A cross between a dumbo and a noob

Omg she is such a doob

by Doob and Numbo December 6, 2019