DONG

An 8 inch black, prosthetic penis designed for thrust and insertion to a member of the opposite sex.

When Nikki first felt the DONG, she came harder than a Tsunami.

by Long Duck September 16, 2005

dong dial

Accidentally calling someone with your penis

Ben just dong dialed me

by N8tron February 6, 2017

Dong Sicheng

God, President, Brother, Mentor, Friend. Synonymous with talent.

Every night I get on my knees and pray to Dong Sicheng.

by winwin for president 2020 October 1, 2018

genghis dong

Born in 1234 A.D. "Genghis Dong" (Not to be confused with Genghis Khan) Was a notorious buttfucker who ravaged the entire Eurasian continent with his massive penis. While out on raids with his debaucherous crew, Genghis (also known as "The Donger") would swing his magnificent member violently above his head in an attempt to intimidate his adversaries.

Once the territory he and his men attacked was conquered, Genghis would proceed to corn-hole each and every one of its inhabitants.
Upon retiring in 1274 A.D. he found success as a male stripper, performing at birthday parties and gay Bar Mitzvahs

Wow, that Genghis Dong is one professional wielder of Cock!

by Pete Negwaski! October 4, 2017

magnum dong

A comically large shlong, capable of filling an over sized condom with disturbing ease.

As a pickup line:

<drops magnum condom in front of hot, yet sufficiently easy woman>

"Oh whoops… I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong."

As demonstrated by Frank Danny DeVito in "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia".

by Rationalize October 10, 2011

Dong sniffer

A rude or douche like person, generally a gay male. ( a gay jerk).

That cashier could have been more courtious, the dong sniffer probably spit in our food!

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

muff dong

noun. A dong appearing mound under a girls panties or swimsuit created by an abundance of pubic hair

Check out that girls muff dong

by Jim "the sasquatch" April 15, 2010