When something is so shocking/meaningless/senseless/retarded/random/etc, that you're left absolutely speechless.
by MugenXS April 07, 2009
An ailment that causes one to not care about the consequences of their actions or give up on their goals.
"Hey man, you're getting fat again. What happened to your diet?"
"The I don't give a shits came early this year."
"The I don't give a shits came early this year."
by Gleen707 April 26, 2019
{Ken}: Hey Jose!
The Mariners just took the World Series
{Jose}: Ken, I don't give a Funyun!!!
Those phuckers can go to H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws for all I care. :-/
The Mariners just took the World Series
{Jose}: Ken, I don't give a Funyun!!!
Those phuckers can go to H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws for all I care. :-/
by Telephony September 29, 2014
Dick:please give my phone i have to call my girlfriend.
Hijacker:shut the fuck up,i don't give a fuck about your girlfriend.
Hijacker:shut the fuck up,i don't give a fuck about your girlfriend.
by Greek warrior November 11, 2013
I don't give a shit is a popular phrase to be used when you are not interested in what someone else says or believes. It implies that you don't even care enough to physically give them a sample of your fecal matter.
Gamer 1#: Dude your computer sucks, you shell out $2000 for a kicass rig, and still run it on a piece of shit CRT monitor.
Gamer 2#:Well that may be but honestly, I don't give a shit.
Gamer 2#:Well that may be but honestly, I don't give a shit.
by Lime Lynx March 29, 2007
1. The answer Brenda Ann Spencer gave after she shot several people in a highschool in '79
2. Bob Geldof and his band the Boomtown Rats made a song about it
2. Bob Geldof and his band the Boomtown Rats made a song about it
by I am the sexiest man in April 17, 2007
1. "I don't usually participate in this"
2. "I'm not part of this subculture/community"
3. (of a fanwork of some sort) "I'm not part of the fandom for this"
Generally paired with a "but" afterwards, to illustrate why the speaker is 'here' anyway.
(Usage note: I've only seen it used to describe the speaker. The first person form is the one most commonly used, but "doesn't go here" gets a very few hits on Twitter from people describing themselves in third person. There are some other third person results for the phrase, but it coincides with a Mean Girls quote, so I can't be sure whether this is the intended usage or not.)
2. "I'm not part of this subculture/community"
3. (of a fanwork of some sort) "I'm not part of the fandom for this"
Generally paired with a "but" afterwards, to illustrate why the speaker is 'here' anyway.
(Usage note: I've only seen it used to describe the speaker. The first person form is the one most commonly used, but "doesn't go here" gets a very few hits on Twitter from people describing themselves in third person. There are some other third person results for the phrase, but it coincides with a Mean Girls quote, so I can't be sure whether this is the intended usage or not.)
"I don't go here, but the composition of your art is fucking amazing, holy shit."
"I don't go here, but I felt like I had to step in and clarify some things."
"I don't go here, but this is funny as hell."
"I don't go here, but I felt like I had to step in and clarify some things."
"I don't go here, but this is funny as hell."
by cryptologicalMystic April 25, 2022