The hand of God holds the universe together and makes everything work. Science is a conspiracy theory put forth by the devil and his satanic angels to forward the ideas of determinism.
Project Manager: How is the Microchip coming their Hank?
Electrical Engineer: Divine Intervention keeps fucking up my circuits, i mean, i can't get shit done around here!
Reverend J.T. Homeslice: Mary Mother full of grace.
*Fire reigns down from heaven to complete electric circuit as God sends forth bears to maul the atheist engineer.
Electrical Engineer: Divine Intervention keeps fucking up my circuits, i mean, i can't get shit done around here!
Reverend J.T. Homeslice: Mary Mother full of grace.
*Fire reigns down from heaven to complete electric circuit as God sends forth bears to maul the atheist engineer.
by J.T. Homeslice May 01, 2011
A stupid, dumb, ignorant girl that loves singing much to the sorrow of the poor people listening to it and dancing even though she tends to injure people when doing that. Her signature dance move is the merry go round although it is tornado pushing people, chairs, tables literally anything in her way. If a divine cheesy likes you, I suggest moving to another state.
by Leafthief4649 February 26, 2022
by Hottie69420 January 02, 2020
A Roleplaying game which is inhabited by 9-12 year olds or 20 year olds who have never experienced Genital Tickling, If you join this "Divinity RP" your N u t s will shrink by 0.01 each day. common things you'll see in divinity are "XD" "LOL" and some outdated memes.
Funny boy: Hey bro (XD) DID YOU GO ON THAT DIVINITY RP YESTERDAY
20 year old small balled man: Yeah dude, I really felt it in my ding dong, anyways catch you later nae nae XD lol1
20 year old small balled man: Yeah dude, I really felt it in my ding dong, anyways catch you later nae nae XD lol1
by Divinity RP September 15, 2017
by ES-Fan November 16, 2010
A modern death metal band that emerged in the early 2000's to nowadays(as of 2017) that follows in similar footsteps like it's predecessors such as Death, Morbid Angel, and Immolation, except in a much darker, grim atmosphere. They produced five albums with a particularly memorable one from 2010. The lyrics as self-evident by it's title relate to Diabolism, Anti-Christianity, blasphemy, and misanthropy. It's basically much like Immolation but with more flavor, less bland. The first debut album is shown to be from 2001.
Metalhead 1: "What was that third sick ass death metal band in that line up last night?" Metalhead: " For real? Dude it's Destroying Divinity, where have you been considering your almost like an encyclopedia for especially the harder side of metal!?"
by Jay Leo February 15, 2017
When you are having sexual intercourse and you put a mid evil knights helmet on your head and shout, “Prepare thine orifaces for reception of DIVINE JUSTICE!” As you slay that Hoe with your meat sword.
by 50SHADESOFGRAY January 15, 2018