Muff Diver

An occupation many black men avoid.

White guy: I'm a muff diver.
Black guy with disgusted look: Thas nasty.

by Labial Licker November 06, 2019

Poopy Diver

One that has large amounts of anal sex, gay or straight, just anal sex.

That dude Aaron is a Poopy Diver, hes had anal sex with 3 guys, including his fag roomate.

by Benjamin Clark November 29, 2007

bunghole diver

The act of going balls deep into a strippers anal cavity while wearing full snorkeling gear while shouting out to the anti Christ

Dude so I totally gave this chick the bunghole diver last night, and the awkward part was when the cops showed up from a noise complaint

by Kstoops1991 December 11, 2015

Rug diver

One who spills their dope on the floor then dives into it to find what dope can be salvaged.

Rug diver's are better than vacuum cleaners.

by Dewonmylily March 11, 2016

David Diver

The name you call someone who is being goofy as fuck in Duluth, Minnesota.

Paul: Bro why are you dancing around in the middle of the skywalk?

Matthias: I just did a lot of meth

Paul: Bro you’re being such a David Diver right now.

by SouthsideFlacko November 17, 2019

Dick Diver

Todd Maney

There goes Todd Dick Diving again.
Todd Maney is such a Dick Diver.

by Maxpowers269u July 22, 2023

muff diver

A person (obviously male or a lesbian female) who dives into alot of muff, diving into muff can include but not limited to:
Fingering
Fisting
Licking
Chewing
Smacking

Look at that guy over there, he/she is a true muff diver

by barry 9 inch July 23, 2016