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Dingleberries

The bits of poop stuck on the pubic hair of ones butt hole after a long and vigorous dump.
Aww dude my ass itches, i dont think i got all the dingleberries off!
by bonerbonerboner December 20, 2010
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dingleberry

1. The meteors surrounding uranus.
2. Well...a number 1 1/2.
3. Backdoor boogers.
"Spock!!! You dingleberry watch out for those Cling-ons!"
by ASfinkterSaysWhat July 19, 2008
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dingleberry

Blood goobers that dangle from pubic hair during a woman's period. Can arise from maxi pad use.
I picked a dingleberry from Tina's pussy. Damn thing looked like a cherry tree.
by mecaro December 28, 2005
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dingleberry

someone riding your ass almost on your bumper while driving, esp. for long distance.
this freaking dingleberry was riding my ass the whole way here with his brights on. i kept slowing down to let him pass, but he stayed right on my ass.
by viciousk May 25, 2009
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dingleberry

(1) NOUN: A Residual Fecal Crustation caused by improper wiping, excessively dry excrement, or low quality toilet paper commonly found in washrooms at public resteraunts.
(2) ADJECTIVE: Used to describe a dysfunctional, incompetent or reliably uncooperative person.
(3) ADVERB: An unexpected non-cooperative event caused by or reflective of inexcusable stupidity or unpardonable technical failure.
(1) I think that cheap wipe toilet paper left a dingleberry.
(2) Don't ask him for anything, he's a DINGLEBERRY.
(3) I was going to print that document, but all that came out was another DINGLEBERRY.
by James T. Baker December 10, 2008
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dingleberry

somebody who is dumb, dont understand shit, so instead of callin him or her a dumbass or a stupid motherfucker or a son of a bitch you just call them a fuckin dingleberry.
i specifically told this motherfucker to bring me back a master cylinder miller and he brings me back a fuckin icehouse...what a dingleberry.
by frank rizzo May 13, 2005
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dingleberry

Aside from being more commonly known as a 'crusty ass booger', a dingleberry can be used in slang terms when referring to the gonads; i.e. balls, nuts, quervos, testicles, testes, etc.
I've got an itch on my dingleberry sack.
by YourMomIsAHoe July 25, 2007
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