Dingdong deuce

A dingdong deuce is when a bag of feces is left on someone's doorstep, or front porch, and the perp rings the doorbell before running away.

The other morning I was awakened by a dingdong deuce; when I opened the front door, there was a bag of dog shit!

by Candylaw March 18, 2014

DingDongDumbass

A little bitch ass thats super cute tho and man i love him

"Man i love DingDongDumbass."

by Ridetheporkipump September 18, 2019

dingdongery

Stupid, silly, and usually harmless actions that make reasonable people shake their heads in disbelief. Usually these are actions made by people who don't think things all the way through and/or can be described as "ding dongs".

You got a tattoo that says "$WAG" because you "thought it was funny"?! That's straight dingdongery.

by jesses55 May 27, 2021

DINGDONGARMY

A very Badass dude on xbox one

DINGDONGARMY I was talking to dingdong the other day about, cars, he fucking knows everything about that shit

by DINGDONGARMY September 27, 2021

dingdongchigglewanword

when you have a spicy chiggle so you eat a dingdong and you have a wanword

i got like wan and dingdongchigglewanword

by chigglewanword1854 November 20, 2022

Dingo

The male equivalent of a cougar (coz dingos steal babies!)

Man Dave is such a dingo always pulling young girls

by Sarcasm233 August 28, 2016

Dingoshloop

When a dog sneezes, farts, coughs, or rolls a round, shakes his face off, and then sneezes a bunch. Also, when any canines of any sort jump into a pool or a medium sized body of water and start to paddle to land, and spray everyone by shaking their fur.

My dog just dingoshlooped all over everyone, now we're all wet!
Did your dog just dingoshloop? Oh my god, that's adorable!

by SatanWithoutHorns November 22, 2016