Dildo 

Dildo... hmm you use it to fuck yourself if you don’t have a boy/girlfriend

Person 1- ah yes I use this dildo to shove it up my pussy and I have an orgasm

Dildo by CreamyCum December 30, 2020

dildo 

A rod thingy that associates with penis,like a hotdog.

Anonymous:She likes dildos?
Y/n:yep,gross.

dildo by GIEBUG!! December 7, 2022

Dildo 

You shove it up your ass

Person 1: *uses dildo*
Person 2: *audible gasp* “WOWEE.”

Dildo by proasseater6969 August 26, 2023

Dildo 

1) A male replacement.

2) A name given to someone with the I.Q. of a pancake.

1) Greg, I don't need you. I have my dildo!

2) Dave, you're being such a dildo.

Dildo by Jun-Jun the Spoon February 2, 2007

DILDO 

acronym for Dad I'd Like to Defecate On.

Anthony saw him from across the crowded deck of the gay cruise, his six pack with a one way ticket to defecation station, showing some guy pictures from his daughers violin recital. Definite DILDO.

DILDO by billboardslags November 20, 2010

Dildo 

Look in your moms cabinet

Honey I got a dildo

Dildo by Mr.Breads March 5, 2015

dildo 

A sex toy used to pleasure women and sometimes gay men .

"Hey, what's a dildo?"
"A dildo is ...."

"?"
"Stick it up your ass

dildo by mgklover March 12, 2015