piddly-diddly department

Somewhere where one goes to 'relieve themself' as oppose to the 'poo-parlour division'!

Random person 1: "I really need to go to the piddly-diddly department"
Random person 2: " Ahem...I think you should have gone to the poo parlour division"

by Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee April 9, 2004

Gosh diddly darn it

A phrase used to replace damn it in a better more holy fashion. It also replaces any word that shows frustration or humiliation.

I lost my pencil! Gosh diddly darn it! What will I do now?!

by Yayeetyaaa May 26, 2018

piddly diddly department

1. The act of urination.
2. The lavatory.

Ooer, I really must use the damned piddly diddly department before I soil my underknickers.

by homosexual March 29, 2003

smack diddly donk

A word we use to threaten our kids instead of saying "Do you want a spanking?" Will stop all bad behavior immediately. Trust. Also works with some adults.

Credit to my neighbor Becca H.

"Stop crying or I'll give you a smack diddly donk!"

Lisa had second thoughts about snooping in her brother's room...what if he gave her a smack diddly donk? That would hurt! Wouldn't it?

by Momma Betsy February 3, 2008

jack diddly dipshit

The epiphany of fucktardedness and sheer stupidity, a jack diddly dipshit is someone who doesn't know what's going on 99% of the time and whom most things they do aren't bad, problematic or assholish. Is just pure, good, innocent... Fucking stupidity

Jimmy: **sends whole group on wild goosefhase for something that doesn't really exist.**
Jimmy:**gets back to table**
Everyone: jack diddly dipshit

by Jessikernville May 20, 2014

gosh diddly darned it

gosh diddly darned it is a phrase for when you fuck something up and there are young children present

*stubs toe* fu- I mean, "gosh diddly darned it"

by Ishmerp June 20, 2017

beandang diddly wang

when a pissed off mexican puts his small penis in a cat or dog.

"jose is the worst bean dang diddly wang i have ever seen !"

by tommy g. December 11, 2004