Snigger Diddle

When your friend is sad and you wiggle your finger between his butt cheeks to cheer him/her up.

Xavier's girlfriend broke up with him so i gave him the ol' snigger diddle.

by BigFireyAnus777777 November 22, 2013

Diddle Dew

Pussy juice. When she makes that pussy so wet from diddling herself that it’s dripping down her legs.

I could see the diddle dew glistensing on her inner thighs.

I went down on her and slurped up her sweet diddle dew.

by Eaton Holgoode November 30, 2017

diddle kids

Something Frank does NOT do!

Frank: Do not diddle kids. It's no good diddling kids. I wouldn't do it with anybody younger than my daughter. No little kids, gotta be big. Younger than my wife, older than my daughter.

by Someone other than you. April 18, 2017

diddle-wiff

When you finger a woman, then proceed to rub your fingers under a friends nose

John just diddle-wiffed me and now my nose smells of vagina

by Kcasllab October 5, 2010

brain diddle

When you're brain begins to wander off and alert you.

Michael: so why did you comment me?
Jazmine: oh i had a brain diddle

Tony: is it ok if i say hi to her?
Jazmine: well did you get a brain diddle?

Sara: did you get all of that?
Jazmine: wait i'm getting a brain diddle.

by jaaaazrose March 1, 2009

Widdle Diddle

A name for a Mauritian girl who has an amazing smile and big beautiful eyes. If you find one of these, never mess up as they are very rare!

1. Wooooow! Widdle Diddle...you are amazing!

2. You are so amazing, you must be a Widdle Diddle!

by Mikcakes Luvin' October 30, 2010

j-diddles

the art of performing a rusty trumpet while being extremely gullable. may result in a cut lip

michael: i was practising trumpet last night
vinny: you mean you were j-diddles?
machael: ... yes

by urgurg May 15, 2009