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Bored as the Dickens

When one uses the phrase bored as the Dickens, they are describing what it's like to be so bored that you are bored enough to write a bunch of famous fictional novels.
Person 1(the jester):"Hey you there are you bored too? What shall we do?"
Person 2 (the very bored very pretentious Prince):"Yes I'm very bored, bored as the Dickens. Charles Dickens that is..."
1:"GEEZ MAN! Now that's bored! What do you suppose we do about it?"
2: "I dunno cuz I'm not quite creative enough to write a bunch of novels about Christmas and ish..."
Long pause...
2: "Dont just stand there staring at me! I order you to start singing and dancing! and tell me a story in your songs too damnit!"
by AmbularityHASyourCLARITY November 18, 2020
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kentucky fried dicken

When you use deep fry oil as lube in the Asshole
Man I gave Janet a Kentucky fried dicken last night
by Kentucky fried dicker May 31, 2018
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Max Dickens

A man who can not have any doubters. Love if wrestling and alter ego named DD. Are we cool?
Max Dickens- You da man bro. Are we cool. Can’t have any doubters.
by Deeper Daddy February 21, 2020
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What the Dickens?

Colloquial Phrase

Meaning to question the situation someone might find themselves involved with.

Transexual interpretation:

Manchester trans hangout "Dickenses" 70z and 80z.
"Upon the approach of two gentlemen dressed as ladies I immediately exclaimed to the fellow next to me, WHAT THE DICKENS? before replacing my napkin upon my knee."
by Tony du Angletere March 20, 2022
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Rotisserie Dicken

The art of spitroasting an individual so vigorously they begin to spin on the penises of the people doing the spitroasting.
by DickenLittle October 9, 2025
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Dickening

Like 'sickening' but when you're being made sick to the stomach by people who are being dicks or dicking about.
How much did they charge you for parking?

Nothing for the first hour and then $100,000,000 per hour after...

Didn't you read the sign?

They didn't have a sign...

That's dickening.
by Munkeis Oonkel December 18, 2018
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Chicken and Dicken

When you take your girl to Popeyes and fuck her in the toilets
Dan was planning a date night on a budget so suggested some "chicken and dicken"
by Yung Luci April 8, 2023
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