A soft-spoken woman who sits with her hands folded neatly in her lap and smiles graciously as her husband runs America into the ground.
by wakeupcall April 27, 2005
Get the Dignified Doormat mug.A term used to describe a girl who has sex with multiple peolpe in one college dorm. Just like a turtle, once she is on her back it is near impossible to get her to her feet.
Emily was known as a dorm turtle after she hooked up with half the football team in her first semester of school.
by TheTurtleSlayer February 28, 2011
Get the Dorm Turtle mug.Just like being "home alone," but with a college dorm room instead. When you walk into the room and find out your roommates are gone, then you know your dorm alone, which gives you a certain amount of privacy and with it freedom to do things that would normally be too awkward or obnoxious with other people around.
Patrick: Back at the dorm. I wonder if my roommates are in?
*opens up door, walks in, and briefly scans the room*
Nope, looks like I'm dorm alone. Hell yeah, now I can play music without headphones/talk to myself out loud/jack off to porn/take a piss on my roommate's bed! 'Tis the Grandest Day!
*opens up door, walks in, and briefly scans the room*
Nope, looks like I'm dorm alone. Hell yeah, now I can play music without headphones/talk to myself out loud/jack off to porn/take a piss on my roommate's bed! 'Tis the Grandest Day!
by dartman April 8, 2012
Get the dorm alone mug.A social grouping of deer, sometimes mistakenly called a gagle. This term is most commonly used in Indiana
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Get the Deformed Dog mug.Typically occurring in college dorms, this term was invented to describe the failure of a dorm room's air conditioning unit.
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