California divorce

When a married couple from California get divorced, but still have sex with each other.

Jim and Janes terms of their "California Divorce" include Jim paying alimony, child support and sleeping with jane on the weekends.

by d-harrell October 19, 2003

Divorce by Bop

To have sex with a person other than your spouse, causing said spouse to divorce you. Occurs when the person wanting a divorce doesn't posses the courage to break it off themselves.

Derived from the phrase "Suicide by Cop."

I slept with that guy last night. He's trying to commit divorce by bop.

by SeeDub June 30, 2007

catalina divorce

to take a boat out to a remote region and throw your spouse over the side.

Robert Wagner gave Natalie Wood a Catalina divorce.

by Nadine-Marie April 25, 2006

Divorced3xLoser

A person, Who is usually in his/her mid to late 40's and has been married with Nothing but FAILURE 3X's.

Mia: Oh boy, that Lisa M. Is a Divorced3xLoser.
Sissy: yep. First Shaun, then Dana, now that fat guy Mike!
Mia: And wasn't Mike married when she started going with him?
Sissy: Thathome wrecker!

by Mamma Mia July 22, 2006

Child of Divorce

1. When two of your friends who were previously dating break-up, you attempt to maintain your friendship with both of them without pissing off either of them.
2. When two of your friends have a one-night stand, and you are in the middle of the fallout

John: I heard Carter and Jane broke up. That sucks
James: Yeah. They're both in my math class and I sit in between them. I feel like a child of divorce.

by mjs831 December 7, 2014

Divorce

When your bitch wife wants to leave you to fuck some crackhead asshole behind McDonald's

You:Bruh my wife filed for divorce and left me for some crackhead asshole she fucks behind McDonald's
Bruh: Bruh dat's cray

by MyWifeLeftMeAndTookMyKids October 4, 2019

Hollywood Divorce

Hollywood Divorce occurs when an urban trend becomes accepted and popular in mainstream usage. As a result, the trend is no longer acceptable in urban communities.

"Swagger got Hollywood Divorced when Old Spice named a body spray after it."

The term "bling" or "bling-bling" used first by Cash Money Millionaires in the 90s' got Hollywood Divorced in 2003 after entry into the Oxford English Dictionary.

by LVeezy40 February 25, 2009