Jean Claude van Deuce

The most impressive of upright shitting postures, this elite maneuver is accomplished by placing one heel on the top of the toilet tank while standing over the bowl. Accuracy while straddling the toilet is key in placing the anus over the water.

Dude I just Jean Claude van Deuced upstairs and pulled a hip flexor.

Jean Claude van Deuce by Jean Claude van deuce February 6, 2019

fat deuce

To take a ginat shit

fuck i have to drop a fat deuce

fat deuce by Poof6001 December 10, 2004

cocked ace-deuce 

Wearing one's hat slightly tilted to the side in a fly manner.

Today I saw Michael and MaxT walking with a swagger on the Westside of Chicago with their hats cocked ace-deuce.

ace-deuce

cocked ace-deuce by StevieJT July 28, 2009

Deuce Factory 

The Deuce Factory is your favorite and most comfortable restroom to deuce in at your work. Most often you will hear the room abbreviated for PC purposes. If you work for Crown you would frequent the Crown Deuce Factory or "CDF".

"Dobbs, I had about 10 jagerbombs last night, the CDF (Crown Deuce Factory) was not prepared for what I was bringing this morning."

Deuce Factory by bigwilliestyle February 4, 2010

Urinal Deuce 

When a person Drops a steamy loaf in the urinal and an unsuspecting patron walks up unzips and is startled by the brown banana starring back at him

"Whats wrong"
"Someone left a fudge monkey in the urinal"

"That was fast"
"Someone #2ed in the #1"

"Why the H did someone drop a urinal deuce"

Urinal Deuce by MaGuFaLo March 20, 2009

Nine Deuce

Nine being the number 9, and Deuce being the number two,

This phrase often refers to the year 1992, or just the number 92 in general.

Yeah, Nine Deuce, Deathrow Records. Creepin' while you sleepin'.

-Snoop Dogg on Dr. Dre's album "the chronic" which was released in the year 1992.

Nine Deuce by Jaynik June 1, 2007

Drop a deuce 

Take a shit, poop, post

Damn, man it stinks in there. Did you drop a deuce?

Drop a deuce by wolfen October 22, 2012