Deuced

1. To take a dump so extreme it is devilish.

2. To take a shit with intention of harm or vandalism.

Dude 1: I was at a party last night and some dude was passed out. And this other dude thought it would be funny to deuced all over his chest.

Dude 2: A Cleveland steamer at a party? That is some straight up gangsta shit son.

by Jon Nesovic January 29, 2012

Deuced

A word used to emphasize the total vale/expense spent

"That escalade is DEUCED"

"Bought this house last year, it was plain back then but ive deuced the fuck out of it since!"

by Gston Bear From Australia December 21, 2010

deuce

another word for "take a crap"

Person 1- OMG Im gonna deuce
Person 2- k i dont really care

by Joel Bossy December 7, 2006

deuce

2 ounces of liquid codeine

Last night I drank the deuce.

by taxi service July 9, 2009

deuce

(n) a word used by a modern teenaged audiance in place of fuck and shit. Usually based from Stewie of Family Guy

What the Deuce?
Deuce this place, there's nothing going on!

by S.A.K. June 10, 2005

deuce

what you say when you're saying goodbye
it means peace out.

"Deuce".

by j dub December 10, 2002

Deuce

A two-hour session with a prostitute.

The trick got pissed that he nutted in five minutes because he paid for a deuce.

by What U. Waant August 12, 2003