Derek

A short, big dude that doesn't know when to shut up. He can make funny jokes at the wrong time and offend someone when he is just kidding. He likes being told the truth even if it hurts him but doesn't like to hurt girls feelings. At times he can be super sweet mostly to his friends. He typically has many friends yet only two or three he actually trusts. He is very passionate about music yet he tends to use the instrument for other purposes including annoying people

Everyone laughed at Derek's random joke in band

by Lady_Uchiha June 4, 2017

dereking

The process of speaking at a high or normal octave and slowly decreasing the octave throughout the sentence or conversation until the person is basically whispering.

"Hey man, why are you dereking me right now. At first I could hear you fine but now you're damn near mumbling."

by deon smith May 27, 2016

Derek

A cocky little dick stain (look it up) that thinks he's so cool

That Derek is such an asshole

by Dstain September 7, 2015

Derek

Stupid ignorant person, also used as to describe someone who doesn't know what he is doing.

"Hey, that person looks like a derek"

"What the derek are you doin'"

by Track00293 November 7, 2006

Derek

A Guy who is super sweet and used to ride a Ski Doo MXZ<3 Someone who i probably shouldn't have let get away. Real Carl?

You're such a buttercup, Derek!

by bttercup February 4, 2010

Derek

To perform an act of sexual gratifcation with your hand and penis, on ones self. (pl) Dereking

Corr I'd derek over that slut

by Derek_Lover February 5, 2010

Derek

Someone who like to play chicken with cars, but ends up getting dusted by them in the end.

Derek don't jay walk!... ahh Fuck.

by Bob12345h September 30, 2012